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marval | 18:36 Sun 14th Aug 2016 | Jokes
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I gave up jogging for health reasons.

My thighs rubbed together and my knickers caught fire.
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lol!
18:37 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Can you run this way, I can't find my matches and want to light a bonfire.....
18:44 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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I am on my way Patsy.
18:45 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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groin..er sorry groan
18:46 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Liar, liar, pants, on fire!
18:47 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Were they hot pants...
18:48 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Yes Cupid, they singed all her hair!
18:49 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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singed ***** ;-)
18:51 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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It was minging
18:52 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes.

I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?”
22:37 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Does running late constitute exercising?

Does running away from problems count as exercising?

Does being part of the human race not count as exercise?
23:11 Sun 14th Aug 2016
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Do want my wife's, their fireproof
19:01 Thu 18th Aug 2016

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