The Wedding Night

[Rondy]

So Lord Leicester and his latest young bride arrive at the Shangri-La, Clacton on their wedding night.

The hotel manager greets them, notices the confetti and asks if there is an upgrade they'd like by way of a celebration.

Lord Leicester turns to his blushing bride and say: " Well, if it's available, it has to be the bridal suite, don't you agree?"

Turning a deeper shade of pink she whispers: "If it's all the same to you, darling, I thought I'd just hang on to your ears until I get used to it..."

[brian j john]

I don't get it

[zebo]

I'm assuming it's to do with bridal and bridle, if it's not then I'm flummoxed too!

[Ken4155]

Would've been better had the bride been a female jockey.