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Blond Jokes
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers "Yes but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine."
A blond man spots a letter on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
He answers "Yes but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine."
A blond man spots a letter on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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