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Just catching up on these, recorded them while I was away. Utterly brilliant John Thaw would be proud of them
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Greetings punters, not had much chance to pop in in the last few weeks, very very limited Internet time at the minute and machines that don't work. Nearly done with this trip, head back to the UK next...
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Teaching Math in Britain, Past, Present and Future(?) 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. Your assignment: What is...
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erm....Where's Boaty?? He's late!!
Morning World...
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Anyone have 29 across???...
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We were discussing this round the dinner table last night so let's extend it a wee bit. What's been good or bad, wonderful or sad in 2012, i'll kick it off : Son finally got a Radiography job 18months...
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I was making a ouija board ot of milk bottle tops and yoghurt pot lids, then my mate told me to be careful when dabbling with the Yakult
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen...
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2 women called at my door & asked me what bread I ate. I said,"white". They then lectured me on the benefits of brown bread for the next 30mins! Feckin Hovis Witnesses! -------------------------------...
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There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of two different sizes
The one was so small
It weighed nothing at all
But the other had won several prizes...
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a...
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JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded,...
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Teacher asks the class of seven year olds who can come up with a sentence with the word fascinate. A little girl says she went to the zoo and was fascinated by the animals. The teacher thanks her and...
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2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to...
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I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £150 ......... is this too dear?...
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Descartes - To be is to do.
Voltaire - To do is to be.
Frank Sinatra - Do be do be do....
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Louis and Joyce were making passionate love in Louis's mini van when suddenly Joyce, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" Louis, not wanting to pass up this unique...
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Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre," asks one, 'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad...
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Morning all, been a long night, looks like another dreech day across the whole country enjoy what you can!!
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http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings/#?tab=map .....if it doesn't scroll to Friday...do it!!! priceless...
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