I Went

marval | 16:54 Wed 04th Sep 2019 | Jokes

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I went to Waterstones the other day for a book on turtles. The assistant said “Hardback?” I said, “Yes, with little heads”

My boss told me that as a security guard, it is my job to watch the office.
I am on season six now but I am not really sure what it it has got to do with security.

An Indian man has been arrested for punching his wife in the face.
Chinda Goodunproppa has denied all charges.

The mafia forced my brother to go on a creative writing course. They made him an author: he couldn’t refuse.

I was asked to re-turf a field for an English Civil War re-enactment.
I thought: sod that for a game of soldiers.

A group of dentists have been recruited in to the army.
On the first morning, the sergeant watched them parade.
“Come on” he said, “You know the drill.”