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Tasty Space Bites

I prefer eating asteroids to comets. They're a little meteor...     (Courtesy of a Star Trek meta page)
16:09 Fri 05th Jan 2024
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Ms. Sturgeon's Book Title

Rumour has it that her forthcoming book is Mein Kampfervan.
13:40 Thu 10th Aug 20233 answers, last by Geoffrey13 16:40 Thu 10th Aug 2023
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Mum's Friday Joke

What type of drink do dentists serve pre-dinner? A pair o' teef, of course...
17:07 Fri 02nd Dec 20222 answers, last by albaqwerty 17:09 Fri 02nd Dec 2022
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Electric Buses

Due to roadworks in the village's main road, they're taking a detour pass my house, not complaining, can tolerate 2 an hour However, do they have to sound like constipated ghosts? Why not Vivaldi's...
13:19 Mon 17th Oct 20225 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 14:21 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Fly In My Tea

Had a large fly in my mug of tea few days ago (think it expired whilst doing the backstroke) Anyway, I think it was female because if it was male, the weight of lead in its pencil would have made him...
13:32 Fri 07th Oct 202214 answers, last by gness 14:55 Fri 07th Oct 2022
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Pet Grief

Peter Cardwell, Talktv is having a section of his programme, Saturday 8th October to discuss the heartbreak of losing a pet His show usually airs between 10am and 1 He mentioned today that he still...
13:43 Sat 01st Oct 20222 answers, last by albaqwerty 22:30 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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Nighty Night With Music

hope everyone gets a decent sleep xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8bAbvk5Hs4...
22:43 Fri 22nd Jul 202234 answers, last by tonyav 01:43 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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Anyone Tried Knitting With Plarn?

if so, what did you think? (plarn = plastic yarn made by recycling plastic bags) What a load of hassle was my opinion :-)) Originally my idea was to make plastic re-usable pad for kneeling/sitting for...
11:23 Fri 10th Jun 20223 answers, last by Redhelen72 12:25 Fri 10th Jun 2022
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Ladies Who Lunch

2 ladies lunching, one whispers to the other ''I'm going to have a boob job'' Second lady says ''that's nothing! I'm going to have my a-hole bleached'' First lady replies ''Wow!!! I can't imagine your...
00:53 Wed 13th Apr 20223 answers, last by maggiebee 10:42 Wed 13th Apr 2022
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Fao Lankeela (Or Anyone Who Could Help)

Family friend are looking for a collie puppy and are keen to avoid farms. He casually mentioned it would be handy if he knew anyone who could advise him where to look for genuine breeders of collies....
22:53 Sat 02nd Apr 20223 answers, last by albaqwerty 00:33 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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The Last Kingdom

has arrived on Netflix :-) Yay!! Binged the first 5 episodes so far and will just say it's blooming excellent....
22:45 Wed 09th Mar 20229 answers, last by Ken4155 12:32 Sat 12th Mar 2022
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Reacher

cor, it's good :-) Alan Ritchson plays the titular character and imo, is the Jack Reacher from the books. It's on Amazon Prime and I'm hoping for more than one series. This series is based on Lee...
00:59 Sun 06th Feb 202217 answers, last by teacher1 12:37 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Kin

starring, amongst others, Aiden Gillen, Marie Doyle Kennedy, him that was Daredevil and quite a few others. If it ever shows up on Netflix or others, I highly recommend it. 2 drug-dealing Dublin...
00:15 Sat 22nd Jan 20224 answers, last by Hopkirk 01:04 Sat 22nd Jan 2022
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Tracking Santa

Blooming heck, that man and his reindeer can't half move!! https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map To anyone who has had their festivities re-arranged and those who haven't, hope each has as wonderful a...
01:41 Sat 25th Dec 202112 answers, last by tonyav 02:11 Sat 25th Dec 2021
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The ''Oo'' Sound

as in Book. etc etc if said in a Corrie Street type of way, where the lips are pursed to say the word, made me wonder if them what speak that dialect are the country's greatest kissers? Or would that...
00:51 Tue 14th Dec 202118 answers, last by choux 01:41 Tue 14th Dec 2021
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Sensible Advice

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could...
00:31 Tue 30th Nov 20216 answers, last by -SharonA- 15:48 Wed 01st Dec 2021
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Electoral Register - Handwritten Notes

Having a look at the 1923 electoral reg. for an ancestor who was present and correct in 1922, seems he expired in 1923 as his name is scored through, with the letters and numbers next to his name of J...
03:40 Mon 08th Nov 20217 answers, last by CrapAtCryptics 11:03 Tue 09th Nov 2021
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Keyboard Keys Clicking

and slowing speed of typing. Came on suddenly. ALL keys affected.. Character will only appear and remain after click no.2 please help me fix or need i get new one ta loads x...
02:11 Thu 04th Nov 20217 answers, last by sanmac 03:23 Thu 04th Nov 2021
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Yoo-Hoo Tonyav

ay opp, ah kid Came across this podcast earlier and thought of you :-) I'm sure you're aware of it, but if not, it's Northern Soul Hour...
23:41 Sat 30th Oct 202127 answers, last by tonyav 03:18 Sun 31st Oct 2021
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Voltage/Berniecuddles

Sad news about Volty. He passed away yesterday after a brief illness. Wherever he's ended up, I hope he's inflicting his jokes on them.I'll miss him. RIP Cuddlyone...
11:36 Thu 15th Apr 202123 answers, last by Patsy33 21:23 Thu 15th Apr 2021

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