Funny Jobs

[marval]

I used to have a job at a stationary firm, but I resigned
as I felt it wasn't going anywhere


I own a shop selling 'CLOSED' signs.
We haven't had a single customer.


What is it about people who repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys?


I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.
He seemed like a decent feller.


My first night working as a bouncer didn't last long.
As soon as I got there they showed me the door.


Job vacancy: Mind-reader.
The correct applicant will know what we're looking for.


I went on a staff training course last week.
Mine failed so he's still only a stick.


I've landed a job talking to oriental immigrants about their future employment prospects.
I'm a Korea Advisor.


My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels
He's the Spokesman.


I love being a maze designer.
I get completely lost in my work.

I just got a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It's shift work.

[excelsior-1]

all brilliant ones, marval

[Tubbycoates]

These were all on about three months ago. Don't you know are original jokes?

[marval]

Do you Tubbycoates? If you do feel free to post them.

[Svejk]

Lol, very good. And I hadn't seen them.

[maggiebee]

Brilliant as usual marval - haven't heard these ones before.