The Parrot

[magicmick]

A lady went to a pet shope and saw a large beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage said £50.00, "why so cheap?" she asked the owner. The owner looked at her and said, "look I should tell you this bird lived in a house of prostitution, and some times it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this but decided to buy it anyway. She took the bird home and hung it in the living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked at her and said "new house new madam." The lady was a little shocked at the implication, but thought "that's not really to bad" When her two daughters came home from school the bird saw them and said "new house new madam new girls." The woman and girls were a little offended but laughed it of considering were the parrot had been raised.
Moments later the womans husband Keith came home from work the bird looked at him and said
"New house new madam new girls Hi Keith"

[Jemisa]

An oldie but still made me smile. :)

Jem

[marval]

Oldie but goodie