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Jemisa | 00:06 Thu 23rd Aug 2012 | Jokes
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Although this is not a joke I thought I'd put it here for joke fans to see.
From now on I am abstaining from contributing any more jokes.
I have found of late certain people have spoilt the fun of others by making things awkward resulting in my jokes being pulled by the Ed.

Well no more.

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For goodness sake, this is a forum - predominantly adult. There is a joke section provided for just that. Yes, there will no doubt be a minority of users on AnswerBank who fall into the prudish, the political correct, the critical, the downright rude and the petty, just waiting to pounce. Such a sorry few; 'Leg Ends' in their own sad time - skulking in the corners...
23:12 Thu 23rd Aug 2012
NOOO! This is really sad news, and goes to show the minority ruining it for the majority.

I've loved your jokes and have quite often recycled your jokes. Please don't give up, you'll be sadly missed.
Some are a bit near the knuckle, but no more so than you'd get on TV or radio.
Humour is very subjective, and so what if occasionally I or others don't care for it? Stick with it, girl!
I will very much miss your jokes, Star has stopped posting jokes as well. I had a joke pulled as well, I will carry on. Don't let one little episode get you down, your jokes are very good.
The joke that was pulled last night could certainly have been described as racialist; unfortunately it pointed towards a truth too near the bone for those who subscribe to the theory of PC, come hell or high water.
Yes, as marval said I have also stopped posting jokes. It gets to a stage where you have to read every word before you decide whether to post them or not. Not good, when all you are doing is trying to amuse people.
//The End. No More.// That's good 'un jem, I've worked it out, it obviously means that you have had your bum surgically removed. Was it done painlessly ?
WR.
Rise above it Jem - I love your jokes!
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No WR, it was ripped from me and its still smarting.
Perhaps when it stops I may pay a short visit. But right now I'm with someone else.
Thankyou to you others who have been kind & understanding.
I am not leaving AB.

jem
If you ever decide to leave AB, Jemisa, we'll all come to Essex to protest!
(The Cornucopia, on Southend seafront, would be a good meeting point for everyone!)
Some people are so rude jem, but at least you are getting a lot of posts begging you to stay - I didn't have any, except perhaps my friend marval.
I don't want to lose Jem Or Star jokes, I need the laughs.
With the judicious use of Tippex (other products are available) perhaps you could amend this to suit?

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Not applicable jack. I still read the jokes and if I like them I make a comment, so I haven't flounced, just not posting the actual jokes any more. Not worth the hassle.
Well, perhaps you could pass it onto Jem, in that case......?
Please don't stop posting your jokes Jem, they have brightened up many of my evenings waiting for best beloved to arrive home from work.
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Awwww!! Chris you're a Gent. Your answers have touched my heart.
I know where you mean but I'm not quite ready for that yet. :)

Jem.
Why worry so much about having a thread removed ?
Why not carry on regardless?
"resulting in my jokes being pulled by the Ed"

Racist jokes will be removed by Ed and rightly so, but surely your more than a one style joke girl? Just use a bit of self censorship and keep going.
I've had a few threads removed because they upset some people. Never bothered me so don't understand the problem. You should only stop posting things if you consider them to be wrong..............
For goodness sake, this is a forum - predominantly adult. There is a joke section provided for just that. Yes, there will no doubt be a minority of users on AnswerBank who fall into the prudish, the political correct, the critical, the downright rude and the petty, just waiting to pounce. Such a sorry few; 'Leg Ends' in their own sad time - skulking in the corners of the site looking for an excuse to spoil someone's parade. They disclose their identity because they are dribbling with excitement to put another user down with the report button.
AnswerBank will survive; the Joke section will survive; and happily the humour, fun and entertainment will survive. Hopefully the ones who are anti-joke will become bored and leave.
Jemisa has given almost 2,000 posts and probably 80% of those have been jokes.
No doubt today's political police would have objected to one of Jem's early gems from more than two years ago: ''Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve? Because he's Sooty!''
We want more Jem, lots more please. Let the joke be on the objectors.

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