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May the 4th be with you
(an oldie but a goodie)...
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For Sale: Aston Villa - Wembley T-Shirts & Scarfs. Buy One get 20,000 free!!...
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A Man walks into a kebab shop and sees behind the counter a jolly fellow with a big white beard and red trousers. The man asks “Excuse me for asking but you look like Father Christmas, are you...
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Dear Helen Flanagan,
Got an idea for you. While doing the Bush Tucker Trial and you think it's abit to much for you, try pretending to faint. No one will ever know
Good Luck
Gillian McKeith...
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A blonde had a horrific car accident, leaving the car a total write off. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the Police...
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1. IF you are looking for a therapist you may try www.therapistfider.com 2. If you are looking for a comprehensive database of entertainment industry contacts there is always www.whorepresents.com 3....
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how...
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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on...
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Was anyone else blown away when they found out that "OK" is a sideways person?
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I was really excited when my girlfriend text me saying "she loves A N A L",
It turns out she's dyslexic and she has run off with my best friend Alan...
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May the 4th be with you
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LIFE EXPLAINED: God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."...
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DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM...
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Hi, hope someone can give me some ideas. My son and I do football predictions every week and want to start doing a F1 predictions, yet it never seems to work. With football we get points for the home...
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Fabio Capello walks into a bar.
Sorry, I mean 'job centre'....
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Heaven: Where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized and run by the Swiss. Hell: Where the police are German, the cooks British,...
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist.
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water. I drank it!!!
Signed: The Opportunist...
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Our cat sadly passed away this morning so I've buried him under our tree. The kids will be surprised when they're rooting through their presents on Christmas morning
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Hi, I was wondering if anyone knows about Goldfish? I brought my kids a Goldfish tank (approx 40cm x 20cm and 30cm high) about 4 months ago from an aquatic centre at my local garden centre. They have...
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Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning... "Mr Wenger sir, The Emirates Stadium is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene....
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