A woman goes into a pharmacy
and says to the pharmacist I'd like some cyanide. He asks what it is for and she says she wants to poison her husband. He is shocked and says I can't possibly let you have any to murder your husband, its against the law and I'd lose my licence and you would be thrown in jail. She then pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, to which he said I didn't realise you had a prescription......
11:17 Tue 26th Jun 2012