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A brunette goes to see her GP

I've got a strange pain that moves around my body when I touch it

Show me says the GP so she pokes the side of her knee ow!
then she prods her arm ouch! then her jaw... ooh that's saw

The GP looks at her and says
'Youre not really a brunette are you?
How did you know she sad..I'm really blonde

I know says the doctor you have broken your finger
10:09 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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tonyav
LOL, I saw or did I sore that one coming.
10:11 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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McMouse
Lol.
10:12 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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nannybooby
lol even thugh I am blonde x
10:13 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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nannybooby
^^^though^^^ guess that typo proves it !
10:14 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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marval
lol
10:18 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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tenrec
Great!
10:41 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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starone
Tee-hee.
13:13 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Jemisa
Nice one...

jem
13:18 Tue 26th Jun 2012

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