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Ooh Arrrrr......

Four farmers taking turns to host dinner parties,



Combine with me
18:39 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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maggiebee
Groan
18:39 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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murraymints
mmmmmm.....
18:40 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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zebo
The undertakers do the same Come Die With Me.
The hairdressers, Come Dye With Me.

etc etc!
18:40 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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excelsior-1
traffic wardens ....... come fine with me

mathematicians ..... come sine with me
18:42 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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ELVIS68
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I'll get me coat :o(
18:43 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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excelsior-1
elvis will leave the building
18:44 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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cupid04
LOL!

Why did the cockerel play in rush-hour traffic?

To show he wasn,t chicken!

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?

There's more there than meets the sty!
18:48 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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starone
lol at original joke and answers!!
19:11 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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marval
lol
19:17 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Wharton
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to a chicken's foot.
19:21 Tue 19th Jun 2012

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