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ELVIS68 | 18:39 Tue 19th Jun 2012 | Jokes
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Four farmers taking turns to host dinner parties,



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mmmmmm.....
The undertakers do the same Come Die With Me.
The hairdressers, Come Dye With Me.

etc etc!
traffic wardens ....... come fine with me

mathematicians ..... come sine with me
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I'll get me coat :o(
elvis will leave the building
LOL!

Why did the cockerel play in rush-hour traffic?

To show he wasn,t chicken!

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?

There's more there than meets the sty!
lol at original joke and answers!!
lol
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to a chicken's foot.

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