A Man Walks

[Jemisa]

..... into a pub and says, "Hey, Barman give me two shots."

The Barman says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"

The bloke says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's
for this little fella here," and he pulls a 3 inch man out of his
pocket.

The barman asks "He can drink?"

"of course He can drink."

So the barman pours the shots and sure enough, the little fella
drinks it all up.

"That's amazing" says the barman. "What else can he do, can he
walk?"

The man flicks a coin down to the end of the bar and says,
"Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of
the bar and picks up the coin . Then he runs back down and
gives it to the man.

The barman is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says,
"What else can he do? Does he talk?"

The man says "Of course he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time
we were in Africa hunting and you called that Witch doctor an
***!".....

[tenrec]

Lovely.

[Jemisa]

(That should be @rseh0le by the way...)

jem

[starone]

tee-hee. lovely.

[missprim]

Ha ha, funnier now you've said what the word should be.