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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
23:10 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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Jemisa
lol

jem
23:38 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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Georgiesmum
Very good!
07:14 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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tenrec
Ha ha!
07:18 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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marval
lol
23:35 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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missprim
Wouldn't want to cuddle him though.
14:25 Fri 27th Apr 2012

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