You know You're A Redneck When.....

here is one to start you off.
Please feel free to add your thoughts......

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
21:29 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
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You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
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shhhh don't tell everybody on here, i'm trying to establish some credibility. HIC
I've often wondered, what is a redneck?
Please define redneck. Surely not someone who has forgotten the sun cream?
Or an English person in South Africa?
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Rednecks are the antipodean answer to american hillbillies
When you think an Itchyfanny is a Japanese Motorbike.
This is a long joke - I've taken ages reading it. I don't know whether the laughs should go to shooty or all the rest of the posters. You'll just have to share them.
When you think incest is ok so long as you keep it in the family.
When you think Sheffield Wednesday is a Bank Holiday.
Oh lordy, think some of the responses are funnier than the original joke. Keep 'em coming.
You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Redneck Say

1. I thought Grace land was tacky.

2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

3. Do you think my hair is too big?

4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Green peace?

5. The tires on that truck are too big.

6. I've got it all on a floppy disk.

7. Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

8. Damned if that politician isn’t honest!

9. We're vegetarians. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

10. You can't feed that to the dog.

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