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My wife left a piece of paper on the table that said, 'I'm leaving you because of your reading disabilities' Then she came back, She said 'I've forgoten the grocery list. Of all the things to come...
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I would post on original thread, but it won't let me do so.
LUCERNE
It is as follows.
Cryptic clue = LUCE (anagram)
about banking = RE (reversed)
note = N(ote)...
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25a Cryptic clue about banking note in Swiss city (7) L?C?R?E (answer is LUCERNE) What does ERN stand for ? 23d Man's absorbed by right idea (6) T?E?R? (answer is THEORY) wHERE DOES THE 'Y' come from...
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19a He supplies sailors with sundry hens and pilchards (5,8)
S?I?S ?HAN?L?R (answer is SAILS CHANDLER)...
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There once was a sculptor named Phidias,
Whose sculptures by most were thought hideous,
He carved Aphrodite,
Without even a nightie,
Which shocked all the fussy fastidious....
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My internet (EDDO livebox on a BT line) has been very good for a number of years, but now cuts out upto 20 times a day. Its uncanny that Orange has phoned me up recently to see if i want to upgrade my...
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I'm off to play
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9a Women warriors, S American flowers? (7)
A?A?O?S
Answer is 'AMAZONS' (women warriors)
Can someone please explain 'S American flowers?'...
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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they...
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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?"...
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A disease that makes everyone sick, except the carrier
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Johnny got kicked out of math class.
The Teacher asked him what comes after 69...
Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!...
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14a Number's not good for child (3) S?N (Son) ? if so, why ? 26a Cricket side's about to come together (3) G?R 25d Richard's life's cut short in suburbs of Crieff (5) P?I?F (Prief) ? if so, why ?...
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The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the...
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After a blazing row, I told the wife 'I'm going to kill you'
She said i need 'professional help'
I think She may be right, So i'm going to hire a Hitman....
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5 mins had elapsed, the suspence was killing me. ; )
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Just done the DM in the pub (too tight to buy it today). Although i have seen some answers on here today which aided me, who actually got 'ISTHMUS' without looking it up. I only had two letters to...
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A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge... so they stopped and parked their Harleys. Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,...
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A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't go in there'' ''don't enter that church, you idiot !!'' His wife asks him ''What are you watching ?''...
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