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A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge... so they stopped and parked their Harleys. Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,...
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A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't go in there'' ''don't enter that church, you idiot !!'' His wife asks him ''What are you watching ?''...
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I said to my trainer at the local gym, ''Which machine can I use to impress that good looking blonde over there '' He looked at me and said '' Try the cash machine outside fatty '' : (
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SEX at its finest : )
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Can someone parse please. 18a Subdue that French fellow in the centre (5) Answer is Quell (subdue)...
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Well, I've had the sh!ts for over a week now !!! Not to worry, they go back to school on Monday. : )...
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Is it possible to change my user name on answerbank. I don't want to deceive people or shut my account down. I just want to have a username rather than my real name. I like GRASSHOPPER (the student)....
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A message to all you old buggers. Teach me well, because i will be your only legacy on here when your gone. ; p I'm proud to have aquired knowledge from you great people. OATH !!! : ) PLEASE KEEP IT...
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Because people don't like it when you supply an answer they couldn't think of !!
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An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted...
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A sharing of marriage... An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife....
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Ground that is right to be less refined (8) E_R_H_E_ Can only assume it begins with earth ? I'm having a nightmare today : (...
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WE MISS YOU!! : )
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I have found a few in today's Mail a little obscure. Four to parse please. 15a 'Relic' shows priest in clothes denoting his faith. (5,8) Answer is 'Roman Catholic'. 11d Female worried about cheese (4)...
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25ac Chat in bed? It'll work with 17 maybe, with no resistance (6,4) Answer is (pillow talk) I do not understand 'with no resistance' 17ac is Alp can someone parse this clue for me please....
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.... The...
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What other synonyms has the ED included ?
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100 men surveyed, were asked why they like fellatio. 1 % liked warmth. 2 % liked sensation. 3 % liked eroticism. 94 % just liked the peace and quiet. : )...
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When I told everyone at school I was gonna be a comedian when i grow up, they all laughed at me . . . . Well, there not laughin now!! : )...
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I think eating chicken fried rice with two forks would be so much easier....... must be equal to 8 chopsticks. ?

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