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I was telling a girl in the pub

about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.
10:16 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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bundleone		Best Answer
I shouldn't laugh, but I am.
14:49 Mon 20th Feb 2012 Go To Best Answer

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tonyav
LOL.
10:19 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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maggiebee
Naughty lol
11:29 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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boxtops
LOL
11:31 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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missprim
Ha Ha.
12:25 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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lankeela
Clever
12:52 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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bundleone
I shouldn't laugh, but I am.
14:49 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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heathfield
Must try that one !!
19:04 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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