I was telling a girl in the pub

about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.
09:16 Mon 20th Feb 2012
 
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bundleone
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I shouldn't laugh, but I am.
13:49 Mon 20th Feb 2012 Go To Best Answer

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LOL.
Naughty lol
LOL
Ha Ha.
Clever
I shouldn't laugh, but I am.
Must try that one !!
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