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Oh dear. I thought the ''non-functioning back arrow'' business had been sorted out for good, but from around 1415 today - it's struck again! Aaaargh!!
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Very strange. Typed an answer to Ummmm's post, clicked on Submit, and the answer disappeared into the ether. Twice more - same result. What's up, Ed?? Anyway... Dilute 1 part PVA with 5 parts water...
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A visitor to Hong Kong was browsing in a small back-street antique shop, when he spotted a rare dish and picked it up, saying to the shop owner 'This is rather nice!' 'Ah yes,' replied the owner. 'You...
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After selecting a Topic, when I click on an ABers question, the yellow box comes up. It shows the questioner's avatar, and time and date, but otherwise the box is blank, with the question text...
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Is there any simple way to install a system upgrade on my Ipod Touch? Apple's procedure seems horrendously complex, and there is some doubt expressed on websites as to whether I'll be able to keep my...
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The Council for Sexual Research is currently investigating a widespread rumour that the average length of the UK male's penis is getting smaller. It seems that the average length of the un-erect...
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Someone has mysteriously spread an evil rumour that our allotments are haunted. Now several people are too scared to go there..............The plot chickens.
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In trying to report a question, after entering the code and clicking on Submit, my iMac comes up with ''you have to choose a custom text'. Eh? What the...?'
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Why are the questions and answers under the Myths and Legends topic each removed until none are left?
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Anyone else having the same problem as me on Answerbank?. Sometimes, after selecting a topic, my cursor starts flickering on and off as I move the mouse. If the mouse is stationary, the cursor...
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Anyone know why the AB site Search comes back with ''No Relevant Questions found.'', whatever word you enter? Frustrating, or what?? ;-(
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In the days of the British Raj in India, a fresh young lieutenant had just joined his regiment, and was being interviewed by his commanding officer. 'What's your name, lad?'' the CO asked....
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In the days of the British Raj in India, a fresh young lieutenant had just joined his regiment, and was being interviewed by his commanding officer. 'What's your name, lad?'' the CO asked....
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I found it very useful in WinXP to have a Windows Clipboard shortcut on the Desktop. That way I could readily check the the last thing I'd copied. But with Vista on my new laptop, I'm blowed if I can...
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Q: Where would you find a tortoise with no legs? A: Wherever you'd left it!
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A German and an English truck driver were having an argument about the merits of their own nations trucks. 'I haff come before mit a 40 tonne load from Hamburg to Manchester in twelve and a haff...
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I hear that the new Sweeney Todd film is a musical, but the makers, realising that many people (like me) don't like musicals very much, have left out all singing from the film's trailer. Isn't this a...
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Can anyone, (especially AB Editor), explain why, recently, pages on AB can load instantly at one moment, then a few minutes later they take forever? This morning it got so bad that I was getting 'Web...
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I've seen the AB Ed's message about work being done on the website, but... At various times, yesterday and today, clicking on 'http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/' results in a 'not available' or 'Site...
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Notice how Pavarotti's coffin was made of thin MDF with rope handles? Mrs Pavarotti shouldn't have asked the undertaker to provide a coffin for a tenor.

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