You know You're A Redneck When.....

here is one to start you off.
Please feel free to add your thoughts......

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
21:29 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
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Your girlfriend and your sister are the same person.
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
this might be an indication if you are a redneck...
Your house still has the
sign on the back.
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that was going to be my next adage Marvel : ) lol
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'in reference to inlaws'.
For the females:

If you've ever worn a strapless dress, with a bra that isn't.
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they're not rednecks philtaz. unfortunately that's fashion : (
when you eat armadillo, thinking it's oysters on the half shell.

when you phone down to the Hotel reception, saying "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the receptionist says "That's ok, please go ahead."
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AHHH DT, thats funny : )
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ps. DT, Ewe is getting funnier. lol : )
Ooh, best answer, thank you shooty.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment
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marval ous ; )
You say goodnight to your ma and your pappy says goodnight bro.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader
you think that Elsmere Port is four quid a bottle
You have an offshore bank account in the name of your dog.
Oh sorry, RedNECK!
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very good sir : )

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