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This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor...
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On the morning that Summer Time ended I stopped by to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're...
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister,...
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A man goes into Waterstones and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the one; I'll take a...
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are expecting a baby. At the hospital, the nurse asks them :"do you want a boy or a girl"
"Don't care" they reply...."as long as it fits in a cannon"...
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The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I...
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I don't attack people. I'm all stalk and no action. I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on "your account." I rubbed a magic lamp and wished for the genie not to...
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A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, the parents hear him and his mum quickly dismounts, pulling the covers around her. 'What were you...
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Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: Because he wasn’t peeling well! Submitted by: Kay Q: What’s the slipperiest country? A: Greece! Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? A:...
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Student Studying Far From Home Wrote
Letter To His Dad..
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"No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son"..
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Dad Replied:"
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"How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad"... :P :O...
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Lkg Student:"your Slate Is Nice Dude.."
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Ukg Student:"don't Talk Nonsense..
This Is Samsung Galaxy Note :P...
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Do you have any more animal jokes? As usual I will start off, and see where we go from there: this one you can with friends over a period of time, or until they realise the punchline. Q. How do you...
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I put a quest in for jokes earlier, and, somehow, it got put into the Jobs and Education section. I will try again. Do you have any jokes with an obvious punchline? On the lines of the following...
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A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon. When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the...
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Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker. It was after eight. They got off at quality street. He asks her name. "polo, i'm the one with the hole" she said with a wispa. "i'm marathon, the one...
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Have been setting my sony vaio back to Factory settings and now am installing my own progs again. how do I ger a desktop shortcut to Windows 8, I did it all before but just cannot remember how. Hate...
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I'm often accused of eavesdropping. I just wish they'd have the guts to say it to my face I was telling a funny gag in the garden today, but the punch line was greeted with silence. Later on, my...
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The policeman had the pub under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk. The first one out the door at 1:00 o'clock am, weaved down the street, then fell on...
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An English Lady of title having suffered a nervous breakdown was recommended to stay at a small German Town in the Mountains, so she sent her butler there to enquire about lodgings. On returning home...
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they head a Pakistani accent...
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