Do you find some sayings, expressions funny

[emmie]

i do, sometimes you see or hear something that makes you smile or laugh.
Throwing the toys out of the pram,
any you would like to share.

[sandyRoe]

His/her head's full of wee sweety mice.

[beejay1124]

more brains in a false face

[RATTER15]

My Carakeel finds it a little objectionable when I say " I could eat a scabby monkey raw" when im hungry.

I usually describe a dark place as "dark as a cows guts"

Being a country type, i tend to use quite a few sayings I think, however they don't all spring to mind at the moment.

Oh! Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can, never found in a woman, seldom in a man.

If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours :-)


use what talents you possess, the woods would be a quiet place if the only birds that sang there were the ones that sang best.

[kinell]

my favourite... relative to the marker on the national lottery especially...

for someone with bandy tendancies, is that old saying..

'they couldnt stop a pig in a passage'

[marval]

One expression I use is. It's about as useless as a pig in a parachute.

[keithlbw]

He's got the brains of a chocolate mouse.

[RATTER15]

As rare as rocking horse sh!t.

[heathfield]

Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with crabs!

[RATTER15]

May your anus be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels!

from a well known film I believe.

[abstibus]

I'd rather hammer nails into my head.

[Clanad]

Being both an aviator and livestock raiser I find the following most apropos (have no idea of their origins)...
When it's raining exceptionally hard it's "Like a cow peeing (choose your own verb) on a flat rock"... or when flying an ill designed airplane it's said to have "... all the aerodynamic characteristics of a man-hole cover"...

[237SJ]

Clanad - and old aeroplanes being called "coal burners"

[emmie]

As useless as a chocolate soldier,

[RATTER15]

as useless as a chocolate fire gaurd

[Clanad]

Right, 237SJ... and being equipped with "steam gauges" referencing the iconic round dial instruments as over against the newer "glass cockpits"... (Nice to see you again, by the way!)

[237SJ]

And you clanad. Just seen a comment on our works website about the plans for the new airbus being unveiled (the outa space one). They are going to unveil them at the Paris airshow but the implication was that they are trying to detract from the publicity surrounding the B747 8 that touched down in Europe for the first time yesterday.

[tastymorsel]

About as much use as an ahtray on a motorbike

[tastymorsel]

*ashtray*

[emmie]

he couldn't hit a cows backside with a banjo, just thinking of that makes me laugh