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I have heard that seahorse has been found in Findus fish fingers..
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Had a lovely Tesco burger last night.....and woke up with a bit in my mouth this morning.
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It is against the law to store more than 2 x 10 litre metal containers containing petrol on residential premises. A jerry can holds 20 litres of fuel. A statement on the BBC news site reads--...
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When the government decide we can have a day off for the royal wedding it doesn't damage the economy, but when the workers decide to strike for a day it costs the UK economy half a billion......funny...
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Man Utd have renamed the North Stand at Old Trafford in honour of Alex Ferguson.
Why any football club wants a stand called ar*e hole is totally beyond me.! ! !...
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People born before 1946 were called The Silent and powerful generation. - People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. - People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. -...
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life.......
I can't even get into my own pants...........
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It has been reported today that unemployment has fallen by 88,000 . However the number of people claiming Job Seekers Allowance has risen by 19,600. Every time the jobless figures are released it is...
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The Government has said they are thinking of giving a new Bank Holiday to celebrate the death of Bin Laden....... So come on everyone lets all sing..... . . . . .We're all going on Osama...
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Just been to the gym, they've got a new machine in. Only used it for half hour though as I started to feel sick! It's great though - it does everything... .. . . . . . . KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers,...
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My back button is working on everything except AB....Anyone else having this problem ?
( also posted on "How It Works" )...
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My back button is working on everything except AB....Anyone else having this problem ?
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My wife who is nearly 60 tripped over a dogs lead outside a shop ---- who is to blame the shop or the dog owner... About 5 foot from the main entrance to a supermarket there are 5 or 6 bollards about...
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I had two teeth (next to each other ) out on Tuesday morning ....The dentist told me I would experience some pain for a short while but pain killers should deal with it. 60 hours later and the pain is...
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Before I go any further I apologise for the following being more of an observation than a joke , has anyone else noticed the similarity.? . We have a couple of chickens and today while sitting in the...
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Most people must have seen the woman who put a cat in a wheelie bin in Coventry. . . I think it's disgusting what she done. Everyone knows green bins are for garden waste... . Cats go in the blue...
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I bought some tickets to go and see Disney on Ice.
What a rip off.
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It was just an old guy in a freezer....
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Fabio Capello has set up a friendly match against Iceland to cheer up the England fans, if they win they will go on to face Tesco then maybe Sainsbury's .
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David Blaine is pi$$ed off because his record of doing sod all in a box for days has been beaten by Wayne Rooney
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