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Another example of why this Country is going to the Dogs ?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/how aboutthat/3110196/Council-advises-homeowners-t o-leave-sheds-open-for-thieves.html
23:34 Tue 30th Sep 200812 answers, last by eyeshade 10:11 Thu 02nd Oct 2008
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Cryptic Crossword

Said to look like Egg White (5) G?A?? Evening Clothes accessory (7,5) ???N?N? / B????D
18:06 Sat 16th Aug 20084 answers, last by Zen 18:12 Sat 16th Aug 2008
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Cryptic Crossword

They deaden the noise on Flights ? (5,7) S???R ???P?T? A track made by climbers ? (6) ??C?N?
18:31 Tue 15th Jul 20082 answers, last by Zen 18:44 Tue 15th Jul 2008
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XP Start problem

When I fire up my desktop computer (Windows XP} it starts up OK but only as far as the Desktop Screen. I.E there are no Icons on the screen or a Start button in the corner. These only appear after...
22:42 Thu 24th Apr 20083 answers, last by ACtheTROLL 15:05 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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Medical Transplants

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's...
18:53 Sat 05th Apr 20081 answer, last by Daddy-buy-me-JUBE-JUBES 17:23 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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Scouser

97 year old Scouse Grandad had become a bit too frail for his family to manage him and so with much reluctance they decided to put him into a n Old folks Home. However there were no places available...
19:49 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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Rednecks

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free...
20:56 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Dieting

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old dressed in nothing...
00:13 Thu 10th Jan 20085 answers, last by what..the? 13:40 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Still Game

Anyone know if this excellent comedy will have a Christmas or Hogmany special on TV this year ? I have trawled around on Google but to no avail,still waitng for the Christmas Radio Times listings to...
20:30 Fri 07th Dec 20073 answers, last by galltin 12:31 Wed 12th Dec 2007
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New dole office opens

New dole office opens in Liverpool http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/chines e-job-fair-p1.php
20:56 Wed 05th Dec 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 12:34 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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New England manager

Apparently the FA have approached Kate McCann to be the next England manager. Her record of only having lost one in Europe has impreseed them.
20:54 Sun 02nd Dec 200710 answers, last by JK04 01:50 Tue 04th Dec 2007
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England players

DAVID Beckham is to buy himself a Bugatti Veyron, a diamond covered horse and the nation of Equitorial Guinea in a bid to ease the pain of England's Euro 2008 failure Beckham said the England squad...
21:57 Fri 23rd Nov 20072 answers, last by spaced 09:53 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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Paddy

Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of...
21:46 Wed 31st Oct 20077 answers, last by bill preston 13:19 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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Dieting

Paddy weighs 20st so his doctor puts him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks , you should lose 5 pounds. When Paddy returned he shocked the...
11:20 Sat 20th Oct 20072 answers, last by brionon 13:15 Sat 20th Oct 2007
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Twins

There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe,...
18:23 Fri 05th Oct 20073 answers, last by dorindarasbe 23:16 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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Gordon Brown, kinky ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7019779.stm Great headline,I wonder what Mrs Brown is expecting ?
20:32 Sat 29th Sep 20075 answers, last by sp1814 13:33 Mon 01st Oct 2007
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New Chelsea manager

Chelsea fans were left aghast today as the club announced that the previously untested Russell Grant would be taking charge of first team affairs in time for this weekend's game at Manchester United....
10:53 Fri 21st Sep 20077 answers, last by laurence2 15:47 Fri 21st Sep 2007

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