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Church Sermon.

At the end of a church sermon the vicar asked his congregation "has anyone ever seen a ghost" ?, and about thirty people put their hands up. "Okay then, has anyone ever kissed a ghost" ?, and five...
10:16 Wed 20th Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:33 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Terrorist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic terrorist, he broke into a zoo and took six ostriches....
08:40 Mon 04th Apr 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 19:30 Mon 04th Apr 2022
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Heating Mats.

I've bought two seedling heating mats but I'm not sure how to use them. I've planted the seeds, put the seedling trays on the mats and plugged them in. Do I now leave them switched on 24/7 or do I...
18:36 Sun 06th Mar 20223 answers, last by Mamyalynne 19:03 Sun 06th Mar 2022
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Mini 1.

Yesterday my wife drove her Mini through some flooding on the road. Ten minutes later a yellow light came on with the shape of an engine on it, I looked it up in the handbook and it says...
14:24 Mon 21st Feb 202218 answers, last by bhg481 23:03 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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Light Bulb.

Q. How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb ?. A. Six,one to change the light bulb and the other five to sing about how good the old one was....
17:58 Fri 11th Feb 20221 answer, last by Mamyalynne 18:00 Fri 11th Feb 2022
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Tv Remote.

My TV remote works perfectly with my TV, free view & Netflix but when I try to use it on Amazon prime video the select button doesn't work. The buttons for on/off, return/exit, left/right, up/down all...
09:42 Sat 05th Feb 20227 answers, last by chelle7272 14:59 Mon 07th Feb 2022
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Minced Steak.

I cooked a large batch of of fresh minced steak with onions and I froze 3 large portions of it. If I now de-frost and make a minced steak pie can I re-freeze part of it to eat at at later date. My...
14:00 Fri 04th Feb 202222 answers, last by pat2604 23:51 Fri 04th Feb 2022
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Soundbar.

A month ago I bought a soundbar for my Samsung TV and it's connected through an audio optical output cable .But if I get the volume right for the dialog the music/sound effects are booming and if I...
10:37 Sun 26th Dec 20219 answers, last by ladybirder 13:38 Sun 26th Dec 2021
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Cocaine.

I hate cocaine. . . . . But I love the smell of it. ;¬)...
23:39 Tue 07th Dec 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:02 Wed 08th Dec 2021
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The North Wind Doth Blow. . . .

Can anyone finish off this old saying/poem please. The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow what will the robin do then poor thing ?....
16:23 Wed 24th Nov 20216 answers, last by zabado 09:07 Thu 25th Nov 2021
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Veg Patch.

I've noticed that some people have started covering their vegetable patches with black bin liners held down with a few bricks. Whats the advantages/disadvantages of doing this please.
11:18 Wed 17th Nov 20215 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:16 Wed 17th Nov 2021
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Just A Thought.

Did you know that if you were to tear a hole in a fishing net it would have less holes. (;¬)...
09:34 Sun 07th Nov 20215 answers, last by Patsy33 19:00 Mon 08th Nov 2021
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Nobby.

Why are some people with the surname Clark called "Nobby" Clark ?....
22:41 Tue 26th Oct 20216 answers, last by grumpy01 08:51 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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Driving Licence.

My 70th birthday is coming up, so will the DVLA still send me a reminder through the post to re-new my licence ?.
13:17 Wed 20th Oct 20214 answers, last by Arrods 20:55 Wed 20th Oct 2021
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Hitchhiker.

On a dark and rainy night a driver pulled over to give a hitchhiker a lift. After a mile or two the hitchhiker thanked him for the lift and said jokingly "how do you know I'm not an axe murdering...
11:53 Sun 17th Oct 2021
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Leeks.

Some of my leeks are producing a flower from the centre of the plant. Should I snap them off so the energy goes into growing the leek and not the flower ?. Thanks.
16:07 Mon 30th Aug 20211 answer, last by woofgang 16:13 Mon 30th Aug 2021
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Bbc News.

The BBC News say the floods in Germany are the worst in living memory. I'd say the 617 Squadron would disagree....
10:21 Mon 26th Jul 2021
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Pre Paid Sim Cards.

Is there any type of pre paid sim card I can buy to fit my Amazon Fire tablet so I can watch live tv/films while I'm in hospital. The hospitals wifi is very slow and I don't have a contract with any...
09:20 Sat 10th Jul 20217 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:13 Sat 10th Jul 2021
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Wi-Fi.

Can someone give me the name or link to a Wi-Fi Router/Extender that actually works.
15:18 Sun 20th Jun 20216 answers, last by barry1010 20:34 Sun 20th Jun 2021
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Amazon Fire Tablet.

I'm looking for an app that I can download to my new Amazon fire tablet where I can put my personal phone numbers, email addresses and my passwords. This app should also have a separate password or...
15:53 Sun 13th Jun 20211 answer, last by barry1010 16:17 Sun 13th Jun 2021

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