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Have you seen my dog?

I got a fined for "Accelerating in an excessive manner" yesterday. I think the cop was a bit harsh. What do you think? http://i31.tinypic.com/2a5xdw6.jpg
00:15 Mon 31st Mar 20084 answers, last by wolf63 18:49 Mon 31st Mar 2008
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Outlook Express

Anyone have any idea on how to set the spell check language to English in Outlook Express please? Can't ever remember using it until recently but it is set to French. Tried...
05:05 Wed 26th Mar 20081 answer, last by wildwood 05:23 Wed 26th Mar 2008
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Sudy on women's bums

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their bums. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their bum is too fat... 10% of women think their bum is too...
07:51 Thu 20th Mar 20081 answer, last by plowter 10:22 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Grandmas don't know everything...

Little Andrew was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, " Nan, what's that called when two...
04:24 Thu 20th Mar 20081 answer, last by sleepyj 09:18 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Basil Brush

Do you think Basil will suffer any long-term trauma from being accused of racism, or will the sly fox just brush it aside. The world has gone mad!
04:43 Mon 17th Mar 20085 answers, last by wolf63 12:03 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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What species of bird is this?

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2wqv8s8&s=3
21:40 Fri 15th Feb 200811 answers, last by Cetti 23:52 Sat 16th Feb 2008
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Tree hugger

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck...
09:43 Wed 13th Feb 20085 answers, last by velvet lady 09:48 Sat 16th Feb 2008
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The Duck Hunter

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and...
10:34 Thu 07th Feb 20082 answers, last by smudge 16:40 Thu 07th Feb 2008
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Longer years.

I believe every year is getting a tiny but increasing amount longer. Is this due to the sun getting cooler and thus having slightly less gravitational pull, or what?
22:59 Sun 03rd Feb 20082 answers, last by heathfield 15:14 Mon 04th Feb 2008
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Jack & Jill

Jackand Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and...
23:50 Wed 16th Jan 20085 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 13:47 Fri 25th Jan 2008
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Shakespeare

Is it true that there is no authentic accurate image of the great Bard?
08:24 Tue 15th Jan 20084 answers, last by wildwood 22:19 Wed 16th Jan 2008
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Grass eater

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man....
07:21 Sun 06th Jan 2008
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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness...
05:16 Wed 19th Dec 20071 answer, last by topogigo 10:16 Wed 19th Dec 2007
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The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we...
06:43 Tue 18th Dec 20071 answer, last by rugeleyboy 15:28 Tue 18th Dec 2007
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A cabbie picks up an old Nun...

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend...
09:02 Wed 12th Dec 20073 answers, last by wildwood 22:07 Wed 12th Dec 2007
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At the doctor's the other day

My friend was diagnosed with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. Oh well... easy come, easy go.
08:33 Fri 07th Dec 20076 answers, last by rojash 23:31 Wed 12th Dec 2007
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smartass answer

It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied....
04:25 Fri 07th Dec 20074 answers, last by shylock73 12:27 Mon 17th Dec 2007
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Bird Migration

Why should one never try to catch snowflakes one's tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter?
21:56 Thu 06th Dec 20073 answers, last by dove 22:17 Thu 06th Dec 2007
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Gillian Gibbons

How much longer are we going to sit back and put up with this religious islamic rubbish? The woman was there to help the Sunanic children for goodness sake!
23:13 Thu 29th Nov 200726 answers, last by David H 18:04 Thu 06th Dec 2007
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Who teaches who

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby. Little Johnny...
08:36 Mon 19th Nov 20071 answer, last by football21 07:14 Tue 20th Nov 2007

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