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How to catch a polar bear?

1. Cut a big hole in the ice 2. Sprinkle round the hole some frozen peas 3. When he comes up for a pea, kick him in the icehole!
12:41 Tue 26th Aug 20085 answers, last by Clanad 15:11 Wed 27th Aug 2008
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Coming to an office near you...

NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: If we see you wearing Prada shoes we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need...
16:35 Mon 18th Aug 2008
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Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row...
13:40 Mon 04th Aug 20082 answers, last by jasperthomas 11:28 Wed 13th Aug 2008
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Not so much a joke as guidelines in life....

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will...
09:05 Thu 17th Jul 20085 answers, last by catcuddler 12:11 Sat 06th Sep 2008
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Batman came up to me the other day....

He slugged me over the head with a vase and went "T'PAU!" As I picked myself up off the floor, I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?" ''No'' he said, "I've got china in my hand"
16:13 Wed 16th Jul 20084 answers, last by CSIambleside 20:22 Fri 18th Jul 2008
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Paddy came home from the pub one night.....

...to find his wife Mary, stark naked spread-eagled across the bed. ''Guess what I want?" she whispered "By the looks of things, the whole fockin' bed" Paddy replied
13:46 Tue 15th Jul 2008
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In the Library

I was sat at a table in my local library the other day, when a bloke came in, hastely removed his trousers and with a pair of scissors cut off the bottom 2 inches of each trouser leg. He then threw...
16:32 Wed 09th Jul 20082 answers, last by Leight0n 18:23 Wed 09th Jul 2008
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The tale of rindercella

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot....
14:29 Mon 19th May 200811 answers, last by StevieBoy 08:40 Tue 03rd Jun 2008
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Fear of not knowing the time

Does anyone know if there's a term for the fear of not knowing the time? I know there's chronophobia which is a fear of time itself, but i've been unable to find anything about the fear of not knowing...
13:47 Mon 19th May 20086 answers, last by mcooky 17:47 Thu 22nd May 2008
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Placement of fixed penalty notices

I recently received a Fixed Penalty Notice in a private car park. It was placed directly in my line of vision from the driver's seat, which left a bit of a mess when i took it off. Am I right in...
13:33 Mon 14th Apr 20084 answers, last by meglet 22:09 Mon 14th Apr 2008
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Broadband Connection constantlt drops off

My elderly neighbours recently signed up to Orange BB and got themselves a laptop to go with it. I set up their connections and e-mail account and everything was fine for a month or so but now, every...
09:50 Fri 02nd Nov 20074 answers, last by rojash 12:45 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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Mother Superior calls the nums together.......

and announces: "Sisters, we have a case of Gonorrhoea in the convent" "Well, praise the Lord", comes a voice from the back, "I'm sick of Chardonney"
13:34 Tue 31st Jul 2007
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Stumped by my 9 year old!!!

My 9 year old posed me this riddle, and I have to confess that I'm a bit stumped!! Anyone help? TIA Write down 100 using the same number 6 times.
13:44 Mon 19th Feb 200714 answers, last by JDOvengloves 02:04 Tue 27th Feb 2007
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Possible 70's film

Help. Does this Film description sound familiar to anyone? I think it was a film made in the 70's where all books were banned, and there was a group of baddies going round book burning and doing away...
15:49 Tue 25th Jul 20064 answers, last by gizmo1 12:39 Tue 01st Aug 2006
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Not exactly news but with the way things are these days....

... this seemed like a bit of ironic humour to start the day! http://www.office-humour.co.uk/jokes/4314/
10:33 Mon 24th Jul 20063 answers, last by :Ace: 20:53 Mon 24th Jul 2006
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Malta and the curse of the Time Share con merchants

This isn't a question, more of a warning to anyone going to Malta this year. I just got back after a fab week in Malta but the one downer is that there now seems to be a proliferation of these...
13:25 Tue 06th Jun 20062 answers, last by Binky 18:47 Fri 09th Jun 2006
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Council Tax - Why the unequal amounts?

I guess this may have been asked before but I can't seem to find an answer. Having just had my council tax bill in for the year (which I'm not too unhappy with in the grand scheme of things), as...
09:57 Tue 28th Mar 20063 answers, last by ianess 18:09 Tue 28th Mar 2006
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PC Nursery Rhymes, coming to a school near you.....

...so now we have Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep as the original is deemed to be too offensive. This, coupled with story about the antique dealer being arrested in Hereford for selling antique G*llyW*gs, just...
14:06 Tue 07th Mar 200643 answers, last by Bamboozled 12:51 Fri 31st Mar 2006
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Reward for the death of a cartoonist

Well well well. No great surprise I guess! http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1212643,00.h tml
12:16 Fri 17th Feb 20068 answers, last by WoWo 16:01 Sat 18th Feb 2006

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