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A friend of mine had an encounter with his neighbour where the neighbour ripped off a section of his stair rail and swung it at him in the street. this situation was resolved eventually. My friend...
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TITS LIKE COCONUTS!!!!!! But sparrows prefer breadcrumbs and a little bacon fat!
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The doctor told me i was grossly overweight, i asked for a second opinion, he said " I also think you are ugly"
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Not a joke as such but true and, i think very funny.. My son Tim and his girlfriend have a hamster, a female about 100mm long. They decided to buy a male to breed with her. When Tim went to the pet...
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There was a young man called Dave, who kept a dead ***** in a cave, he said "I admit, i'm a bit of a ****, but think of the money i'll save!"
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How do i download a photo from "My pictures" to my digital camera which appears on "My computer" as "removable disk F"? I am sure i have done it before but i have slept since then!!!
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A man sitting in his house hears a knock at the door, he opens the door and see's nobody. Then he hears a voice and looks down, "Hello there, is there any chance of a little piece of lettuce or some...
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A woman sees a sign outside a petshop "F*nny licking frog here today!" Curious, she enters the shop and asks about the frog, "Oh yes madam, just go into the back of the shop." says the assistant. She...
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I have a mini dvd camcorder, i have recorded on a disc, when i put it in my dvd drive i am told it is blank? I check it in the camcorder and it has my recordings on it. Where, somebody, am i going...
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How do you copy from a mini disc handycam onto a pc? The model handycam i have got does not have a usb. I know i can record to a vhs or a dvd recorder, but where do you connect those red, white and...
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In her usual hurried and terribly irritated with "Johnny" fashion, Fanny Craddock the famous TV cook was making doughnuts on Nationwide. In his usual uncomfortably standing around not quite knowing...
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What the devil is a blog?
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Amazing Anagrams: Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's...
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Don't throw away your old clothes, jamjars, beer cans, or any recyclable items, send them to me Topogigo and i'll throw them away for you.
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Why did the woman cross the road?........ Don't know, but what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?
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5 letter answer: HIJKLMNO?
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She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, and all night long it was offer and honour!
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Has anyone any relevant knowledge of geothermal heating that i may want to install in houses i am building in the uk? The type that has pipes buried underground and has merely a pump to run to heat...
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Why do you ban limericks i have posted that are not as bad as some jokes i have seen on ab, and don't ban one of mine that is?

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