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johntheplamf
Anybody up, I'm very very drunk
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dothawkes
Goin to bed happy now cos i am back on Froggers, so gonna go to work tomorrow and earn lots of money selling beautiful shoes to lots of ugly women who will only ruin them, and then I can chat all...
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JoAnnMul
I feel pretty n witty n wise..!!Ruddy amazing what a few cans of beer can do dont you think..!!
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PurpleLinzi
Because they arrrrr
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LionNo4
How is it i have only got one brother but my sister has two?
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Gaynorvj
does anyone know how to measure a persons craziness?
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deesel
just found oot that my transport home has broken doon. i have to travel from edinburgh to glasgow feeeeeeeking great. now you can all laugh at my expense
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thebigchill
I'm having a beer if anyone wants to join me.
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seal!
I was in a bar the other day, and a man came up to me, he was about 25, and he said to me "Did you used to go to St Marks?" (St Marks being my old secondary school) I replied "yes...I'm sorry i don't...
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Slow Ride
I find that if you stare hard enough at the wallpaper you can see shapes. Today, after 4 hrs worth of good staring, I could descry a shape that looked like a dwarf on fire talking to a...
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EvilGoblin
Why do i enjoy watching kids programmes more these days that i did when i was a kid? Doesn't make sense....
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georgit79
can I have a hug?
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B00
I miss all the gossip, so someone fill me in please (said the actress to the bishop!) ......??
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georgit79
It's my housemate's birthday tonight, and a load of us are going out for a boozy meal. Anyway, I've invited my Aussie ex's best mate, who is still in the country. Only problem is, he lives quite a...
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Slow Ride
I do. Not allowed anything sharp in here.
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CliveB
following on from the bonkers thread, who is the most sensible CBor AB member? Or the most laid back?
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georgit79
I'm still trying to come up with something, but come on people, show everyone what lovely treasures you all are!
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b13thy
if you had the choice, what time in history would you prefer to live in? I harbour a secret ambition to be transported to the tudor period - all those tight posh dresses and fannying about on a horse,...
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nedflanders
Ie nasty, conceited, immoral, downright wrong. And I want the truth, no twisting the facts or sexing up stories!
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thebigchill
Right, then, who else is drunk, wasted, or full of sin, and wants to play truths? Cos i am, i am, i am and i do.

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