A bloke says to his wife "my bum is really burning and I've no idea what it is".
"ring sting" his wife says.
The bloke replies "how the feck will he know?"...
No link but, since it's election time, do you think a cash-strapped future Government could cancel Trident? I'd cancel the damn thing in a heartbeat - a waste of money on something that would/could...
Now that was great - a splendid challenge which yielded its secrets in tantalisingly small packets as it was prised open. Even after spotting and completing the quotation, it was far from a doddle to...
A brisk romp through some neat (but not too taxing) clues and then a mercifully brief grid stare - another entry-level Listener, but a very pleasant one. Thanks Paddock - plenty of time now for the...
Just a quickie ... [ nb bought from Irish stores and prices in €€ - but should be in UK too and the ££ prices will be rather less than the €€ I think ] 1. Lidl - Baturrica Reserva 2015 - a...
I love fresh peas - straight from the pod, to the steamer, to the plate - and have just spent a happy half hour podding a bagful from Mr Aldi. Which led me to muse about how many of 'the next...
Perhaps our monarchy isn't quite as bonkers (in many senses) as this ... https://tinyurl.com/y3muvljr Fufu the Air Chief Marshal?? [ that may well have stuffed any chance I have of returning from a...
About a year ago, gness and I asked for ideas for a name for a house we were hoping (dreaming?) to buy in Kerry. That dream came true in March and we have (at last) got round to having the name plate...
Perhaps they should install sprinklers at all F1 circuits - the rain certainly spiced up the racing today. Great drive by Max V to win - plus Vettel showed (unusual) patience in working his way up...
It’s time for the four-yearly fest of “Fit Young Women in Very Short Skirts” : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Netball_World_Cup but the crucial question is ... ... where is JoggerJayne and...