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Record breakers!

I was wondering if anyone on here has ever broken a Guinness world record, if so, what was it and if not, what would be the one world record you'd like to break if you could?

eyeshade

Does your boss ever get you a Chrismas present?

A friend of mine gets a super pressie every year from her boss, but mine has never done this and I wouldn't expect it but just wondered if others get a pressie and if so, what?

rescuer

Three rottweilers were at the vets,. The first, when the second one came in asked what he was there for. " I bit the postman and I'm going to be put down. What about you?' "I bit the milkman and they...

Mr-Marvel

Sacked

Paul Ince sacked, is eight weeks really long enough for a manager to blend a team to his way of playing, should he have at least been given the January transfer window to try to buy and sell players...

darlingnc

best highway code book

Hi, can anybody tell me what the best highway code book to buy is, i want to start taking my lesson, there are alot to choose from on the wh smith website im not sure what one to get, thanks!

legend.isgod

What a crock

Watched the day the earth stood still. FFS my mind went numb what a crock of sh*t dont even waste time downloading it for free lol

bensmum

Good Morning

Where are you all today? I didn't want to get up - Wednesday has to be the worst day of the week stuck in the middle like that. Have a lovely day everyone xxx

what..the?

amazon call back function

hello I have talked to amazon twice this morning due to a mistake they have made with my order that will cost me lots of time to fix. I clicked on the 'call me back' function It did not warn me of any...

Velvetee

Kathy Staff

Oh no, just heard the lovely actress Kathy Staff died a few days ago, aged 80. What a shame, she was great as Nora Batty.

PatriciaH

Our sloooow jo is now engaged to be married !

Lots of love jo on this special occasion ! xxxxx

legendis.god

What did you get in the post this morning post.

This morning i got nothing. But im expecting some more birthday cards soon , in advance of next months pension reaching age of 44 !!!!! Yes ill soon be old enough to buy werthers and hand them out to...