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Why Am I Up This Early.

Might cancel my TV licence DD today. I shall be 75 next month. It seems the licence is free if you are lucky enough to get pension credits....
06:21 Tue 02nd Jun 20209 answers, last by ladybirder 11:30 Tue 02nd Jun 2020
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My Pal Nero Died Peacefully Yesterday On His Favoutite Cushion.

He is the black and white one. His pal Cleo is missing him. He was a rescue cat on 9th May 2012. We think he was about 17 when he left us. He is now laid to rest in our garden where he spent most of...
12:51 Sat 30th May 202027 answers, last by crisper 17:09 Sat 30th May 2020
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Ppe Shortage ?

What is wrong with an old sock and a couple of shot glasses. https://ibb.co/6Xg16rW...
09:56 Fri 29th May 202028 answers, last by acelinsmith 14:04 Fri 07th Aug 2020
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Waiting For Bgt Again. Must Enter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMDIvevG8rQ...
12:09 Sat 23rd May 202011 answers, last by Zacs-Master 14:14 Sun 24th May 2020
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Why Did God Wait So Long ?

Best estimates for the age of the universe is 13.8 billion years. Why did this god character wait 13.79999999999999 billion years before popping adam and eve out. And why didn't Noah have any...
11:25 Sat 23rd May 202040 answers, last by Bobnunton 22:28 Fri 05th Jun 2020
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One More On The List Of What Not To Do.

Open a tin of tuna in oil upside down, oil everywhere. I SHALL PUT MY GLASSES ON NEXT TIME. Must stop accidentaly putting caps lock on !...
11:25 Wed 20th May 202018 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:19 Wed 20th May 2020
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Good Morning To You All, Bad Morning For Me.

Just got credit card statement, £945.17. Can't for the life of me think what I spent 17p on ? The food cupboard is almost empty but the wine rack is full, is there a clue there ? Apart from that it is...
10:30 Wed 20th May 202012 answers, last by rowanwitch 13:05 Wed 20th May 2020
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Good Morning The Approaching Ten O Clockers.

Rumour has it that today is Tuesday. E mail from Morrisons saying they are resuming deliveries in my postcode. All well here, might make a facemask out of an old sock later, saw it on youtube. Tried...
09:53 Tue 19th May 202010 answers, last by Zacs-Master 10:16 Tue 19th May 2020
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Felt A Bit Fed Up Yesterday, Then Reminded Myself.

Lil next door is 81 today, not far of being bedridden. Never been away from Jim in 54 years of marriage. He is still in hospital after skin graft. He is 81 in July and recovery may take a while I...
10:32 Mon 18th May 202010 answers, last by Bobbisox1 13:47 Mon 18th May 2020
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I Feel Like Old Mother Hubbard

Never seen the pantry so bereft of food stocks. We tend to go day by day for the day. Not been to a supermarket for weeks, don't fancy the idea of queuing outside. Spar have most things....
09:11 Sat 16th May 202047 answers, last by Maydup 14:03 Sat 16th May 2020
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Wow, Almost 9.00 Am, Now What ?

Butchers to get 6 eggs and a fresh chicken. Off licence for cider. Spar for paper, fags and cooking oil. The excitement never ends....
08:55 Sat 16th May 202011 answers, last by ummmm 09:24 Sat 16th May 2020
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God Does Not Exist.

Anyone got tangible proof to the contrary ?
16:31 Fri 15th May 202094 answers, last by Arksided 15:20 Sat 23rd May 2020
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When Lockdown And Social Distancing Ends.

Should I let my wife know ? She is quite happy in the garden shed with the odd bit of food passed through the window....
11:24 Fri 15th May 20201 answer, last by jim360 11:28 Fri 15th May 2020
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Today Has Been Mostly Like Yesterday.

Yesterday I sat in the garden thinking. Today I just sat in the garden. Tomorrow will probably be the same. Anyone know how many days to Christmas....
17:03 Thu 14th May 202035 answers, last by Togo 20:36 Thu 14th May 2020
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Good Mornng Ten Thirtiers, Almost.

Great start to the day. Room stat showing fault A21. Bad signal to boiler. Cat has crapped on the rug in lounge. Got neighbour some fixadent. Jim still in hospital. Apart from that tickity boo. Now to...
10:25 Wed 13th May 20203 answers, last by Bobbisox1 10:48 Wed 13th May 2020
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Bad Day For Neighbour Yesterday.

My mate Jim next door, 80 in July. Wife almost bedridden with various ailments. She rang yesterday PM asking if we had any burn cream, Jim had burnt himself. Went in with some savlon and , my...
11:09 Tue 12th May 202020 answers, last by iluvmargie 09:05 Wed 13th May 2020
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Right You Clever Lot, Recipe For Stir Fry ?

Got some chicken breast fillets , what else ?
13:15 Mon 11th May 202015 answers, last by jim360 13:27 Mon 11th May 2020
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Asda Click And Collect, Returns.

Got my second click and collect tomorrow. Forgot to check or uncheck substitute box, again. Rang customer services to ask if it was possible to amend order. Was told not to worry as any unsuitable...
10:45 Mon 11th May 20202 answers, last by Maydup 12:33 Mon 11th May 2020
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Gogglebox Last Night.

What channel was "After Life" on. Saw a funny clip with Mrs Meldrew. Any links to a catch up....
11:32 Sat 09th May 20207 answers, last by SparklyKid 11:02 Sun 10th May 2020
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Good Morning (Just) To Eleven Thirtiers.

My sisters birthday today 77. I am two years behind her. Nice day again , been to village , lots of social distancing. It is in our psyche now. Wonder if there is a queue at Beachy head, two metres...
11:29 Sat 09th May 20203 answers, last by Jordyboy9 22:28 Sat 09th May 2020

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