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JonnyBoy12

fantastic elastic joke

Why couldn't the traveller take his elastic fasteners into the airport? Because they were banned (band)!

shansolo

the doctor

Knock knock? who's there! doctor? doctor who! the doctor in bed with belle de jour.

jimmy rimmer

Mick Hucknall arrested....................

......for having underage sex with a rabbit. Apprently he was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to mention!

phizzy

it's late sunday night, mother anf father are waiting for the 14 year old son to come home. midnight and they hear the key in the door, wer'e in here son says mother, the son goes into the room, all...

DJonesy

national accident helpline

Who makes these adverts because they are so false?

lilminxlou

sega megadrive

lol i probably sound ancient but i enjoy going retro, does anyone know where i xcan get some sega megadrive games as the ones i have are getting very repetitive. there was a toy story one and a taz...

Ian1

Bloke's ambition to meet the pope...

This bloke had one ambition in life and that was to meet the Pope. To his amazement, he reads in his local paper that the Pope is to make a 2-day visit to his home town. So off he goes to Burton's and...