Still feel awful, have no voice, have a temp, and just want to get under my duvet.The only reason I am going in is 1. I wont get paid if I stay home and 2. I will be alone and so wont spread my bug....
A bloke goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know...
When I was a slip of a lass and started work, I got £4.9.11d in my wage packet. I gave that to my mum and she gave me back £2. I had to make that work for me. Nowadays, all wages/salaries...
RBS made a loss of £2,000,000,000 last year. For this wonderful display they paid themselves £400,000,000 in bonuses. If these bonuses were not paid it would drop the loss by 20% by my...
What a miserable hag Jessie Wallace is. Saw her shopping locally this week and she couldn't have the decency to look at or speak to shop workers, couldn't wait to get out of the shop, what a rude...
So, Greece has a multi billion pound bailout. Presumably this comes from sources such as the European Central Bank and the IMF, but aren't they the sort of institutions Greece was in debt to in the...
Do you know, I think God phones Hell every day to ask old nick if the "fires" are still on high heat. You never know, God might change his mind and send us all down to the inferno! (No...
I was prescribed this Dec 2009, with a view (mine) to only staying on it 6 months or so. It did its job and I felt great - if not a little de-sensitised, though I didn't feel ready to come off after...
They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves 24 hours worth of...
I' ve just been reading the current jokes and the remarks made (which I do every morning as a cheer-up process) and wondered why it is that people feel it incumbent to criticise them. They don't have...
I contacted Virgin earlier this month with a view to finding a way to reduce my monthly costings. I found that, by going 'down' from one package to another, I could reduce my monthly payments by...
A British soldier serving in Afghanistan recently complained in a T.V. programme that he and his comrades were fighting with one hand tied behind their back. Is there any service men or women who can...
I've just received this lovely email. "I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in...
