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Jemisa

Simple Truth...

Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant,...
13:57 Wed 16th Jan 20135 answers, last by tenrec 14:02 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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flyfish

Sir Lancelot Jan 13

23d cleans by rubbing ( 5) 25d prison (slang) (4) your help please
13:19 Tue 15th Jan 20139 answers, last by flyfish 13:47 Tue 15th Jan 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
00:19 Sun 13th Jan 201343 answers, last by tamborine 07:41 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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cupid04

An Elderly Woman..

An elderly woman in the park is amazed when a frog speaks to her. 'Pick me up and kiss me,' it says. 'I'll turn into a handsome man who will make mad passionate love to you.' So the woman pops the...
01:32 Sun 13th Jan 20135 answers, last by uweuioidfb 04:01 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Iluvspikey

Being Half Irish, I Feel I Can Post These Jokes

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No, tanks. I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and...
20:48 Fri 11th Jan 201311 answers, last by Iluvspikey 02:19 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Favourite Type Of Pie.

What is your favourite type of pie?...
01:16 Fri 11th Jan 201360 answers, last by mallyh 12:04 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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cupid04

Favourite Uk Seaside Resort.

Mines Minehead.
02:21 Fri 11th Jan 201360 answers, last by RATTER15 21:34 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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owdhamer

Bacon Butty

Whats your fav
01:41 Fri 11th Jan 201322 answers, last by mazie 21:20 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Favourite Sweets.

Imagine you are in a sweet shop surrounded by jars and jars of sweets for the shop owner to weigh up for you. What would be your favourite sweet for you to buy?
00:13 Fri 11th Jan 201337 answers, last by owdhamer 01:34 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

A Middle Aged..

..... man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Boots store and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes to...
23:18 Thu 10th Jan 20137 answers, last by fuidgiusdf 02:57 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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murraymints

Mrs Thatcher

just caught up..what as woman .admiration deserved.....
19:19 Wed 09th Jan 201354 answers, last by Baldric 14:20 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Drunk Husband....

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband...
13:31 Tue 08th Jan 20137 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:15 Tue 08th Jan 2013
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Zacs-Master

Not A Question, Just A Statement....

.....I have had the privilege of being in the company of one of our serving armed forces personell this evening. Not only did he ferry me and some friends be tween our village and the next but he has...
02:04 Sun 30th Dec 201213 answers, last by spotit3 23:26 Sun 30th Dec 2012
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Elwood65

Rubbish!

That is what Christmas tv was. i spent more time nuttering my goldfish that died back to life and enjoyed it more....
01:28 Sun 30th Dec 201216 answers, last by Bluestone 02:04 Sun 30th Dec 2012
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AB Editor

Merry Christmas All (Post Well Wishes Here!)

Merry Christmas Everyone! It's (very nearly) here - whether you're just waiting for Santa, or doing the traditional last-minute wrapping - it's a time for good will and cheer (even for those you're...
09:56 Mon 24th Dec 201293 answers, last by carandrog 22:40 Tue 25th Dec 2012
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Caran

Mail Special Puzzle

is anyone else tackling this one, 478 clues, the difficulty is that the clues are spread over too big an area to try and sort it, I reckon I have done half so far. It will keep me occupied while we...
02:04 Sun 23rd Dec 201212 answers, last by jelly baby 15:54 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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Jemisa

My Kids...

My kids keep making fun of my Alzheimer's.............................................. Wait till the little sh!ts wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire....
00:45 Sat 22nd Dec 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 15:38 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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MASS1961

Watching John Bishop On Bbc1.......he's.......

RUBBISH! Not funny at all, I'm turning over. How come he's so popular at the moment, fund raising?...
01:08 Sat 22nd Dec 201225 answers, last by pugthedog 00:50 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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magicmick

Father Christmas.........

.........was talking to one of his elves after a busy Christmas, he said "it is the same every year running about in this silly red suit, and at the end of it all finish up empty handed" the elve said...
01:13 Fri 21st Dec 20125 answers, last by piggynose 10:57 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
00:25 Fri 21st Dec 201235 answers, last by Bluestone 02:57 Fri 21st Dec 2012

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