Could you save someone's life perhaps? Try this little 5-question quiz from St John's Ambulance and see how you get on. I know absolutely nothing about first aid and yet got 4 out of 5 right. Came...
The instructions with my mothers new mobility scooter says I can't use an electric cable extention when it has to be re-charged. Why this restriction and is there a way around it ?. thank you.
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
Little Danny asks his dad for a telly for in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Danny comes downstairs and asks his 'Dad what is love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Danny all about sex....
3d region in central Europe, 16d agitated, frenzied, 20d unprincipled, 21d what the frost was in Good King Wenceslas, 15a ennoble, 23a otherwise and 6a ludicrous please!! Thanks in advance
Famous Aries include Adolph Hitler, Hugh Heffner, Lady Gaga and Victoria Beckham, all of whom are renowned for being barking mad. Aries can be bossy,opinionated, and like to think they are in control....
By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods...
A Doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a Football game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the match arrived, everything...
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted...
A Man in hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth says to the nurse" Are my testicles black"? The Nurse raises his gown holds up his penis with one hand and his testicals in the other. she...
I work with an older woman - today I have received a complaint about her from the younger staff. Its a difficult one - she has always bugged the younger staff to go out with them but then goes on...
