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Jeza
I came to this site through Micmac my unwell husband. I read today about badges. I don't have any, nor am I likely to get any. I am not a prolific poster. I do enter topics other than chat. Other...
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Donald Duck
5d/species that officer left out (6) ?e?e?a 21d/ Novel's happy ending after green gas disaster(5,4) ?n?e? g?e? Wordfinder. I have PNNIYPAISRNR but cannot turn into a programme. Where HAVE I gone...
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cubic999
ok havent used the doctors clinic in a while however went back this week for a check up, everything changed the receptionists were cold unfriendly, I had no idea who my doctor was and when I did see...
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robert551069
At 11o'clock on 3/9/1939, the Prime Minister announced on the radio that, as Hitler had not withdrawn his troops from Poland, we were at war with Germany. It lasted until 8/5/1945....
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flipnflap
I'd finally got to like Kate Garraway and I loved Dan Lobb. Now it looks like the hopeless Lorraine Kelly is sat beside Winston Churchill. Sorry, cannot watch it anymore. You?
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cupid04
Two cows, Dolly and Daisy are in a field. Dolly says 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'Really!' Daisy gasps. Dolly says: 'It's true-no bull.'...
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cupid04
At a swimming pool one day a pretty young woman walks up to a good looking man and says:'Did you know your swimming trunks match your eyes?' 'Why? the man replies. 'Are my eyes bulging?'...
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stoofur
Why do we still use miles per gallon when we buy petrol in litres?
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robert551069
I have had a sore throat for seven days and have treated it as follows:- 1. Warm salt water gargle, several times a day. 2. Dequadine tablets, (10 mg Benzocaine and 0.25 Dequalinium Sulphate, 8 per...
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robert551069
I think it was disgusting that David Blunkett and his guide dog should be refused admission to the opening ceremony of the Paralympics. I hope that the culprits will be reprimanded. Perhaps he could...
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robert551069
Max Bygraves told this story on the stage at the Theatre Royal many years ago. "My uncle used to own a second hand clothes shop with unpriced suits hanging outside for customers to look at. An...
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sandyRoe
A lot may not remember him but he was a leading star once. RIP.
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Jemisa
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his...
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cupid04
everyday things niggle you? I'll start you off. Sitting on the toilet and you have to start a new loo roll and the first 6 sheets seem to be bl??dy glued!...
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honestjohn64-_
How is this pronounced ?
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fredkins
I,m 50 today and don,t feel a day older than 30,no 20 if i,m honest.
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robert551069
1. Did you find the woman who had been married 8 times attractive? 2. Why did Phillip refer to Holly as "Ruth"?...
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tamaris
I have been having accupuncture weekly for a couple of months now, and I do not see any difference in my health issues, I was told they thought they could help me. I feel ready to give up.
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ELVIS68
Post your favourite song followed by ...In my pants
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robert551069
I recently ordered a telephone adaptor which is so small that it could easily fit into a matchbox. It was delivered in a 10 litre capacity cardboard box and padded with lots of brown paper. In my...

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