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British survey

The British population were asked if Polish immigrants were a problem. 23% said 'yes, it's a serious problem'. 77% said, 'czesk bardzo mi milu gdzie djest toaldta'.
12:24 Thu 25th Oct 20072 answers, last by gsr600 12:30 Sun 28th Oct 2007
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Office crush

Fella fancies a girl in his office, but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her ?1000 if she will have sex with him. 'I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over & I'll be...
09:40 Wed 24th Oct 20072 answers, last by velvet lady 16:16 Thu 25th Oct 2007
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What's Lewis Hamilton...

...and the England football team got in common? They both have f*cking useless McLarens!!
09:25 Wed 24th Oct 2007
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Birthday Presents

A rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthday, the rich man says, ' I got my wife a brand new BMW & a diamond ring, that way if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in...
13:38 Tue 23rd Oct 2007
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Train

Little boy playing with his train, his mum overhears him say 'all you b@stards getting off, f*ck off. All you b@stards getting on, f*cking hurry up'. Mum sends him to his room for 2 hours untill he...
10:25 Fri 19th Oct 20073 answers, last by weeal 16:39 Sun 21st Oct 2007
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Getting paid to poo

I think the idea of getting paid to poo is just fantastic, and that's why from now on I will only be having a Brad in the comfort of my own home at weekends. How many of you wait until you get in to...
10:46 Tue 16th Oct 20076 answers, last by david1702198 17:35 Tue 16th Oct 2007
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Stag do

Bob's father and friends were throwing him the best stag party ever. There were lap dancers and strippers, tons of food, and best of all, loads of booze. Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and...
11:18 Fri 12th Oct 20071 answer, last by velvet lady 21:33 Fri 12th Oct 2007
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Yes - They are finally out again. The 2007 Darwin Awards

In case you don't know the Darwin Awards are an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's...
09:03 Thu 04th Oct 20075 answers, last by dorindarasbe 22:58 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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Blonde again

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.? She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.? He thought she...
09:13 Wed 03rd Oct 20079 answers, last by dolly pond 21:37 Wed 10th Oct 2007
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The rat Catcher

A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided...
11:54 Mon 24th Sep 20073 answers, last by sophie_1003 19:46 Fri 28th Sep 2007
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Jose Mourinho

has turned doen the chance to be the replacement for Martin Jol at Spurs claiming, " I'm not that f*cking special"
10:41 Mon 24th Sep 20076 answers, last by dolly pond 21:46 Wed 26th Sep 2007
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Jeremy Beadle has got a very small..

c0ck, but on the other hand it's very big!
14:26 Fri 21st Sep 200711 answers, last by Jillius 19:07 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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New aftershave in stores....

The Special One by U GO BOSS
13:53 Thu 20th Sep 20072 answers, last by Neilzulu1 09:14 Fri 21st Sep 2007
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A bride on her wedding night...

...says to her husband, "I must confess darling, I was a hooker." He says, "that's alright dear, your past is your past but I must admit I find it erotic, tell me about it." She says, "my name was...
12:21 Tue 18th Sep 20071 answer, last by rugeleyboy 14:55 Tue 18th Sep 2007
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Black box

The black box from Colin McRae's helipoter has revealed he was a Sheffield United fan. Just before the crash he is heard shouting, "Come on you blades!"
09:15 Tue 18th Sep 2007
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Replacement

Pavarotti's replacement in the 3 tenors has been announced. It's Elton John, they are called the 2 tenors and the nine bob note.
09:31 Fri 07th Sep 20071 answer, last by Potatoman 18:05 Sat 08th Sep 2007
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Little Johnny

walks into his parents bedrom to find dad giving his mum one. His dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "get outta here". A couple of hours later dad hears a commotion coming from...
09:38 Fri 31st Aug 20071 answer, last by Neilzulu1 22:05 Fri 31st Aug 2007

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