Donate SIGN UP

Richie1976

41 to 60 of 100

First Previous 1 2 3 4 5 Next Last

Avatar Image
Richie1976

Gazza

Sectioned under the Mental Heath Act and sent to institution for retards with no chance of recovery. 'We're glad to have him back!' says Keegan.
10:05 Fri 22nd Feb 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

Apart from me...

..who asks the ******** questions on CB?
13:51 Tue 19th Feb 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

I am over-f*cking*whelmed

This is the best compliment I have ever had. My life is complete! http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Jokes/Question521070.html
16:01 Fri 15th Feb 20083 answers, last by redheadisbac 17:38 Fri 15th Feb 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

A man walks into a pub

and ask the barman for a pint of anything but Stella. 'What's wrong with Stella?' asks the bar man. 'Well last nught I bought 12 pints of Stella and when I got home I was f*cking skint', says the man....
15:57 Fri 15th Feb 20081 answer, last by lil123 16:59 Fri 15th Feb 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

...

How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass? Excitng!
15:33 Tue 12th Feb 20083 answers, last by cazzrob 16:18 Sun 24th Feb 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

A female dwarf...

... goes to the doctor complaining of a sore f*nny. Doctor gets some scissors out and snips around a bit. The dwark says, 'that feels alot better, I didn't feel a thing. What have you done?' Doctors...
15:32 Tue 12th Feb 20082 answers, last by Doc Spock 10:54 Wed 13th Feb 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

itv

will be showing a programme in Jeremy Beadle's memory called, 'Beadle's not about'. They are also screening his cremation called 'You're been flamed'
12:42 Thu 31st Jan 20083 answers, last by sir.prize 21:52 Thu 31st Jan 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

After the death of Jeremy Beadle...

there will be a minutes silence today at noon, that's when the big hand meets the little hand!
12:39 Thu 31st Jan 20083 answers, last by ronnieB 20:39 Sat 02nd Feb 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

People I like On AnswerBank

Richie1976 That's it.
15:24 Thu 17th Jan 200813 answers, last by SupaStar 17:48 Thu 17th Jan 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

Linford Christie...

goes into a Golf Club and the man at reception looking a little embarrassed says, 'Sorry sir, but we don't let black people play here. There's another club 10 minutes down the road that might help.'...
09:58 Thu 17th Jan 20081 answer, last by JK04 06:31 Fri 18th Jan 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

4 men

A Yank, a Brit, a Russian and a Pakistani. Yank says, 'I'm a CIA agent' Brit says, 'I'm an MI6 agent' Russian says, 'I'm a KGB agent' P@ki says, 'I'm a Newsagent!'
16:48 Thu 10th Jan 20084 answers, last by spaced 10:08 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

At the Chemists

A man walks into the chemist and asks, 'Where's the tampons?' The Pharmacist replies, 'Over by the cotton wool' The guy comes back with cotton wool and toilet roll. The Pharmacist says, 'I thought you...
16:44 Thu 10th Jan 2008
Avatar Image
Richie1976

In a bar

Fat bird in a bar says to a bloke, 'If you can guess my weight you a sh@g me.' The bloke says, 'About 93 stone, you fat ugly cow.' She says, ' That's close enough, you lucky b@stard.'
13:39 Thu 13th Dec 20071 answer, last by velvet lady 13:42 Thu 13th Dec 2007
Avatar Image
Richie1976

20 mintues?? B0ll0cks!

When AB sent down, it said for 20 minutes, which was I lie. I had to alleviate the boredom by playing with my testicles. How did you deal with the lose of this great online community?
13:38 Wed 28th Nov 200718 answers, last by unrulyjulie 15:48 Wed 28th Nov 2007
Avatar Image
Richie1976

How often does legend lose the plot?

Is it a weekly cycle? Or....?
10:39 Wed 28th Nov 200720 answers, last by snapdharlic 21:13 Wed 28th Nov 2007

41 to 60 of 100

First Previous 1 2 3 4 5 Next Last