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I am going to write a book. How is this for a first line?

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." This should catch the eye of the browser.
22:40 Sun 28th Sep 20088 answers, last by jno 03:44 Tue 30th Sep 2008
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lawsanass

possible sentence

would anyone know of the possible sentence for a woman......dangerous driving, drink driving, no licence, no insurance. 3rd drink drive offence. many unattended outstanding magistrate court cases....
01:00 Sat 27th Sep 20088 answers, last by UkPagan54 11:46 Mon 29th Sep 2008
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sir.knobby

A B reunion in the reef

Early next march Who's up for it then. We have a few names down for it now so book your seats early as the tickets are going fast well three have gone already.
18:53 Sun 28th Sep 2008144 answers, last by pastafreak 22:48 Mon 29th Sep 2008
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Myriad2112

Disabled Joke

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert....
19:06 Fri 26th Sep 20083 answers, last by Beatrice35 12:30 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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deancrawford

What do the following people have in common?

What do Warwick Davis, Mike Reid, Ozzy Osbourne, Gary Coleman, Deep Roy, Nigel Havers and Phil "The Power" Taylor all have in common?
23:18 Wed 10th Sep 20081 answer, last by redbreast 16:44 Sun 28th Sep 2008
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redbreast

My friend gave his wife a Grand piano,

When all she wanted was an upright organ
14:38 Thu 25th Sep 20085 answers, last by catcuddler 18:47 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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Leight0n

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress

are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for...
17:32 Tue 23rd Sep 20084 answers, last by story_teller 23:34 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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Therema

The Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer...
00:54 Sun 21st Sep 20081 answer, last by redbreast 22:27 Sun 21st Sep 2008
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redbreast

blood group

How canquickly find my blood groupI am told to wait for 2 weeks from the donor people and the hospital shows no concern at all
17:06 Thu 18th Sep 20083 answers, last by redbreast 17:56 Fri 19th Sep 2008
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jayney 12

lloyds hbos takeover

i am employed part time in a halifax agency, the first i heard of a takeover was today on the news does anyone know what will happen to our jobs as we are obviously the the minions who are the last to...
21:26 Wed 17th Sep 200835 answers, last by jayney 12 17:51 Thu 18th Sep 2008
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funnygirl

Welsh joke

Two tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch, They stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please...
13:07 Thu 18th Sep 200814 answers, last by puddingqueen 00:47 Sun 21st Sep 2008
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funnygirl

Only in Jamaica!!

Winston the Jamaican is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the ?1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, 'Right Winston, this is for ?1million, and remember, you still have two...
11:05 Mon 08th Sep 200822 answers, last by Prescott 14:45 Sat 13th Sep 2008
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greendon

white squares on the roads

what the the white painted squares 30cm x 30cm on our road surfaces for
17:00 Sat 06th Sep 20084 answers, last by Electrochem 13:49 Mon 08th Sep 2008
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BillySugger

Rain

Why does it rain so much in Wales ? > > > Because they deserve it
18:34 Fri 05th Sep 20082 answers, last by redbreast 11:32 Sun 07th Sep 2008
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redbreast

Boiled potatoes

Are boiled potatoes fattening and what is their goodness value Help please getting fatter by the day.
17:44 Sun 10th Aug 20085 answers, last by redbreast 20:36 Mon 01st Sep 2008
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redbreast

1972 Llanelli Vs All Blacks

Where can i get he team picture of llanelli in this historic win
21:01 Sat 23rd Aug 20082 answers, last by redbreast 19:36 Mon 25th Aug 2008
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tombrandy

house brick

An house brick fell off a scaffold and chopped off a Paddy's ear, while he was searching for it the foreman came passed and asked him what he was looking for...I've lost my ear he said,The foreman...
18:58 Sat 16th Aug 20082 answers, last by redbreast 18:53 Sun 24th Aug 2008
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squarebear

The Council Job

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was...
16:44 Tue 19th Aug 20082 answers, last by redbreast 14:50 Fri 22nd Aug 2008
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redbreast

You Tube

Why am i constantly getting the message Sorry This video is no longer available on nearly every selected video.
19:03 Mon 11th Aug 20086 answers, last by Ethel 23:39 Mon 11th Aug 2008
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BillySugger

Petrol

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?' 'Terrorists down the road have...
11:50 Sun 10th Aug 20081 answer, last by redbreast 16:36 Sun 10th Aug 2008

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