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Any news on Owd, anyone?
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I telephoned them today to ask about marijuana. A recorded voice told me to press the hash key....
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A large woman is in a supermarket checking over the fresh chickens. She picks up one and sniffs it all over. Front side, top side, underneath it's wings, between it's legs, in fact not a square...
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Hi Maggie. Did you watch the Holocaust programme tonight? It has left a great impression on me. Unbelievable the lengths some people will go to, to persecute others....
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Well. Just looked out the window and not a sign of a snowflake. In fact the paths are as dry as a bone. (I live in north east Essex near the Suffolk border). So it's me for bed. Night all....
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I have to agree with previous thread re. this subject. I'm finding them quite confusing....
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Guys, please tell me if you think I am being cynical, but we've had a number of threads on here recently which have been asking advice and are, in themselves, very complicated and involved. Certain...
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With the recent hand transplant in the forefront of the new I have a hypothetical question. If a convicted criminal, or person with previous offences and no longer 'active', should have a hand...
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So you have to pay higher car insurances rates as from today ladies. Well....it's not the end of the world is it....
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Good King Wensleslav phoned his local pizza parlour for a pizza delivery. "Certainly, your majesty," said the proprietor, "and do you want it the same as usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"...
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Hello Peeps. What's doing? I was taken into hospital last Friday morning with a suspected stroke. I've had a number of tests and scans but it was only this morning after an MRI scan that is was...
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I don't know what's going on tonight but every time I come back into CB I am having to sign in afresh. I must have signed in about 6 times tonight whereas normally I can come straight into the site....
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We have a lovely 86 year old neighbour. She rang up about half hour ago all of a dither because she had a leak behind her toilet. I went into her flat and discovered that because her toilet is on an...
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Just seen the on line weather forecast which says East Anglia is going to be hit by 'The Beast' next Monday. This is a mountain of snow which is going to 'obliterate' East Anglia. It's me for...
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Not long been back from Kent. As funerals go it was a really good service. My brother did not go as he said he wouldn't want to cause a scene with his ex-father-in-law, but he sent a bouquet of...
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Just to update you from my thread on 22nd November when I mentioned my brother's ex-wife had died and her 97 year old father will not have my brother at the funeral. He has decided, in the interests...
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Apparently December this year has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays which only happens every 824 years. The Chinese call it a money bag. I wonder what people do all day if they sit down working all...
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I was talking to an elderly friend this afternoon whose grandson is a postman. According to him there are 3 large lorries in our local depot full of post which is not being released for posting until...
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Can anyone help please? Last clue. 11a...Writer of short stories ignores a runner. (3) S _ I. I know a ski is a runner and that is the obvious answer but for the life of me I cannot see how the answer...
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My brother is really gutted. His ex-wife died of cancer yesterday and he wants to go to the funeral to support his three sons. Although he doesn't think her new husband would object, her 97 year old...

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