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percy1946

Serious Accident

A man lost both ears in a road accident. When he regained consciousness the surgeon said he needed two new ears but the hospital only had one available. However all was not lost as by chance a pigs...
22:04 Wed 09th Sep 20155 answers, last by opoknock 07:48 Mon 14th Dec 2015
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Squitty

Limericks - know any good ones?

There was a man called Eugene who created a w@nking machine a piston broke on the seventh stroke and his balls got whipped into cream
21:41 Fri 28th Mar 200818 answers, last by opoknock 07:53 Sat 10th May 2008
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opoknock

how do I write jokes?

how do I write jokes?
05:41 Fri 04th Apr 20086 answers, last by opoknock 05:49 Wed 09th Apr 2008
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sambro

ducking monday

why is it , after ducking monday, you get the silent treatment when you go in on tuesday?
23:52 Mon 14th Jan 20088 answers, last by SupaStar 17:38 Wed 16th Jan 2008

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