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Pet hates

People not washing their hands when they go to the bathroom; bad English (those people what don't speak proper could of tried harder, like when they was at school, innit?) eating steak 'well done'...
15:41 Tue 24th Feb 200930 answers, last by Joy11 23:43 Tue 24th Feb 2009
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Personal loan

Sometime in 2007, my ex's daughter and her new husband got into quite a lot of debt and were on the verge of having their home repo'd. My ex, in order to stop this happening, wrote out cheques to all...
13:44 Tue 24th Feb 20092 answers, last by NoMercy 17:05 Fri 27th Feb 2009
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Couldn't schleep...

I woke this morning to see 7:00 am on the clock. Wtf is 'am' and how long has there been two 7's in one day?
09:30 Tue 24th Feb 20092 answers, last by NoMercy 13:31 Tue 24th Feb 2009
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I'm Hank Marvin

What can I have as a late night snack? All suggestions gratefully received.
02:15 Tue 24th Feb 200922 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 02:57 Tue 24th Feb 2009
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Latin Phrases

Does anyone know the Latin phrase that translates to "You take your victim as you find them?" My friend heard this years ago when visiting his solicitor, and would dearly love to remember, but cannot.
01:06 Tue 24th Feb 20093 answers, last by fredpuli47 02:22 Tue 24th Feb 2009
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That's all folks!

Gotta go home now, where I have no internet! Snif! I've really enjoyed talking to you all today, and as usual, you've made me laugh my socks off! Ooh, and I got an email about the American Serviceman...
18:25 Mon 23rd Feb 20091 answer, last by Sachs 18:38 Mon 23rd Feb 2009
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Dumping ground

What was the best, worst, cruelest or funniest way you ever dumped someone? Did you sink so low as to employ the old "I don't deserve you" chestnut? Or were you a complete...
15:13 Mon 23rd Feb 200937 answers, last by Barmaid 17:41 Mon 23rd Feb 2009
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Any ideas..........

what I can get my friend for her birthday 2moro? I don't want to get flowers, choccies or wine (too predictable). I don't have a budget as such, but don't feel inclined to spend very much because a)...
14:24 Mon 23rd Feb 200914 answers, last by NoMercy 16:40 Mon 23rd Feb 2009
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Good morning cbers

I hope you are all well. I have absolutely zero energy this morning and even less enthusiam. My usual dose of morning caffeine has failed to kick start me. Any ideas how I can get some va va voom?
11:07 Sat 21st Feb 200923 answers, last by China Doll 14:07 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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I think I've found........

knobby's goldfish
23:41 Fri 20th Feb 20094 answers, last by NoMercy 23:55 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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I grant thee

three wishes. Choose carefully, oh wise master.
22:01 Fri 20th Feb 200924 answers, last by NoMercy 23:24 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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Who wants to be......

A millionaire......I do! It pees me off when people win millions of pounds and still ride around in a clapped-out motor. Similarly it pees me off when they waste it on rubbish and are back to being...
20:25 Fri 20th Feb 20099 answers, last by NoMercy 20:43 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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God forbid.......

we ever encounter little green men. We would probably have to refer to them as 'Persons of intergalactic minority'. They'd probably have their own fast-track claims division down at the DWP, and it...
22:17 Thu 19th Feb 200914 answers, last by legendis.god 03:45 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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So what does it take...

to get banned from this site. I would love to know who has, and what their misdemeanors were!
21:44 Thu 19th Feb 20092 answers, last by NoMercy 22:08 Thu 19th Feb 2009
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Who could this be?

He was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.......
01:07 Thu 19th Feb 200915 answers, last by NoMercy 01:24 Thu 19th Feb 2009
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Any inspiring ideas?

Why has nobody ever invented parachutes for lemmings? Or leg-warmers for Ostriches?
15:28 Mon 16th Feb 20091 answer, last by tiggerblue10 19:00 Mon 16th Feb 2009
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Dumb and Dumber

My sister once asked me if the telly ran on gas or electric (in fairness she was only 19 at the time). My mother once asked me - telephone receiver in hand - "How do you do that '1471' thing?" What is...
12:49 Mon 16th Feb 200918 answers, last by craft1948 17:55 Mon 16th Feb 2009
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just wondering...

How come there's only ONE Monopolies Commision?
23:59 Sun 15th Feb 20096 answers, last by legendis.god 00:25 Mon 16th Feb 2009
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Any last requests?

If you were on death row, what would you choose as your final meal? I was recently asked this question. Personally.......if I were facing the prospect of having my life terminated by means of a...
23:27 Sun 15th Feb 200924 answers, last by Invisible 00:42 Mon 16th Feb 2009