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http://on-this-day.co...yselect-birthdays.htm Today is the birthday of Elvis Shirley Bassey Stephen Hawkins David Bowie among others. I share my birthday with Roy Rogers Vivien Leigh Ike Turner Art...
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and where do you live now? My life has been quite boring compared to some but I am grateful I have somewhere to live. Born in Manchester and still living there I often daydream about what it would...
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Every day I get this message on my computer. Upgrade to Simple Adlock Pro The daily adblock limit has been reached and no more ads are blocked today. The free version of Simple Adblock only blocks 200...
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Renault and Ford are working together on a new small car for women which should be less susceptible to theft. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the Clitaurus. The...
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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She...
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A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said,...
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If you had unlimited funds to buy a car, what colour would you choose?
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An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical check up and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there,he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor...
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I know a lot of people have been ill over Christmas and some are still suffering. Fortunately I have been well up until now but today I am feeling nauseous with a headache and feeling tired. Do you...
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Have just received a leaflet from e-on asking me if I would like a free smart meter. Have read the leaflet but must admit I don't understand it well enough to decide whether to have one or not....
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over on body and soul at the moment but if you get a minute, could you look at the question I put on Media and TV please as I haven't got an answer yet and I think some of you might know. Many thanks....
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Public Enemies part 1 was supposed to be on tonight on BBC1 at 9pm but there was a change to the programme. Did they say when it would now be shown?...
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in the jokes section that Avatar has put on and I noticed that Avatar doesn't actually have an avatar............very strange.
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if someone puts something on the wrong section? For instance, if I were to put a joke on here, would you all shout 'Put it in the jokes section?' I'm just using this as an example. I can imagine that...
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Because they had a young daughter in the house, a couple decided they would have to have a form of code that the man could use when he wanted sex. They decided that the man would ask, 'Darling, can I...
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Anyone notice the mistake on Corrie tonight? On the flyer displayed in the Bisto it said. Nicks Bistro Presents Speed Dating Monday 5th January Starts at 5pm. You'd think they could at least get the...
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in my inbox http://www.jacquielaw...78714227&source=jl999 I know we've all heard enough by now but thought I would share anyway.x...
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Among my Christmas presents I was given a digital photo frame and a 128MB memory stick. Is it possible to work out how many photos I can transfer from my computer to the memory stick please? Thanks in...
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The fireworks have started so no point going to bed for the next 3 hours.

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