i managed to get tickets to go and see the lion king which went on sale this morning,my sons is getting me this for my birthday.its not on til' the 13th oct.cant wait.
For some time now I haven’t been able to view any photos. If I click on an album I see the thumbnail views, but when I click on an individual photo to enlarge it, all I get is a blacked-out...
Just said to the missus..... '' Hey fat gut... what do you want for Valentines Day.'' She said '' Don't get f*cking lippy''
I said '' Mascara it is then !''...
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Well it is a straight answer and if anyone has a problem it is the teacher. I think she likes to teach that birds are not animals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ From Toby. Our...
Future story lines are not boding well ie Sigh-mon and Petah and Leeann and Karlah clash and burn (misspelt deliberatelee), gay Dad marcus shocks Shawn of the living dead (as if), and Karl- not aah -...
ADULT... Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced...
All Ages...... Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive...
Suitable: Adults Only...... Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they...
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting housebound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have it, a Servo was just a block away. She...
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the...
Received this from a friend - can't be true surely? Dear Prime Minister The RT. Hon. David Cameron, MP. I wish to ask you a Question:- "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check....
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...
It all began with an iPhone... Our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday, so my wife made me very happy when she bought...
