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kags
is there ALWAYS a tin of baked beans lurking in your kitchen cupboards, until the moment when you really NEED to eat baked beans, then the tin has vanished?
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MargeB
One word at a time? I'll do the first word. Bobby
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milfman
are scots lassies good looking or are they all ginger?
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milfman
im going to go out tomorrow for the first time in two years       i was 39 stone but now im only 31   wish me luck
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nfn
Yummy yummy
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milfman
the duchess has been in bed all day and im hungry how do you cook baked beans?
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nfn
Years ago whilst working behind a bar, my mate started to serve a customer. 'Do you want all the drinks together or shall I order them one at a time'? The punter asked. 'One at a time please mate'...
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sod_the_m25
My garden is plagued with elves, pixies, troglodytes, hobbits, goblins, some hobbed some not. Many grass rings and loads of discarded blue pointed hats and so many bells I trip over them. I've set up...
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Chillum
How are you all?
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peanut
Last night i dreamed i was a muffler and woke up completely exhausted, is this normal?
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madamleach
Ladies and Gentlemen
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milfman
why dont they show old benny hill programmes anymore       i used to love them
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milfman
keep reading these mad questions,    choccy cake   over the pc!!!!!   how?
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smudge
Hope you enjoyed your holiday in England Neti - safe journey home tomorrow! -x- P.S. How many cream teas did you manage this time?
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eash
I need some advise please. My ex boyfrends birthday is coming up soon, we're still friends so should i get him a present and if so what to get him?!
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milfman
why do they make spaghetti so long.......all i do is cut it up so i can get it on my fork/spoon!!
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stevie m
my wife says she has no sexual fantasies, but i have read that all women do, is she just supressing hers or can it be true, anyone out there put me straight?

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