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Visual joke for you all

To try on other people.......... You ask them "How tall is Hitler and where does he live??" You then say "he's about this tall".......(hold your palm out flat right underneath your nose!) and then say...

shivvy

pain/weakness in leg/groin area

Sorry the question is a bit vague but the symptoms are a bit vague! Every now and then I get a 'discomfort' at the very top of my leg in the groin area. It only happens when I am moving and it feels...

DavidDownes

Loose Women

Did anyone catch todays episode of Loose Women? Who was the singer that was on it today and what was the song? Thanks.

smurfchops

Who is she?

You know when you see someone in the street, and you've seen them on the telly, and you can't remember where? Its driving me mad. I think she used to be on the news, in the London area. Possibly a...

turquoise

Max in Eastenders

Does Max have a job, or does he just walk around having affairs all day as his job. He really annoys the beejesus outta me. "I gotta bit of business to do" So annoying. What does he do for a living?...

osprey

Sonny in Corrie

Should either Sean or Steve tell Michelle that Sonny is bi-sexual? If Sonny himself doesn't tell her then their relationship is doomed to failure when she finds out.

wendilla

proof

A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him.She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name WENDY tatooed on his penis.When it was erect it said WENDY and when it...

topogigo

Site rules

A Scotsman, an Irishman and a Chinese man were set on to work as labourers on a building site. They were taken to an enormous pile of rubbish by the foreman who explained that it must be moved. He...

andy-hughes

Fishmongers

A boy walks into a fishmongers and says "Can I have two ounces of whale meat, and could you put the head in for the cat?"

chy chy

Trouble

who sang the song Trouble?

minniemoo

Artist and title of song - Skating on Ice

Does anyone know the artist and title of song that was played when Lisa Scott Lee was skating last night on 'Skating on Ice'? Thanks

laurentwink

i'm dying from a hangover

come on then, what are your best hangover remedies? i am dying here! and dont say "dont drink in the first place" xxx

diudiu

Moon

Is the moon a natural object?

story_teller

whats the difference between

a essex girl and a jumbo jet????....... a jumbo jet only has 1 cockpit!!

osprey

Don Beech in The Bill

Does anyone have any idea how much longer he has left to serve in prison?

pidget

sonny in corrie

Was the guy who plays Sonny in coronation st in The Bill, if not where might I have seen him before? Thanx.x

spylady

old alien/zombie film title ?

years ago i saw a movie about how people would go up a hill and get sucked into the sand and come back out as zombies with only an a x at the back of their head to distinguish them and theres one kid...

devilwoman

face off

donny osmond v david cassidy

wendilla

the salesman

A little old lady answered a knock on the door only to be confronted by a young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."good morning madam"said the young man"if I could have a few minutes of your time I would...

michellemybe

recent t mobile theme tune

what is the tune that is played on the most recent t mobile ad the one with the moving house

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