Three old men in a nursing home are discussing the pitfalls of old age, 1st man says " I wake up at 7 and have to wait 20 mins to take a ****". 2nd man says " I wake up at 8 and have to wait 40mins to...
The best engine in the world is a womans fanny. It pulls anything, takes any size piston, it self lubricates and does its own oil change. Its just a pity the managment system is so tempremental.
This one will have a few people scratching their heads but i would love to know who did the music for a commercial on Sky some years ago when Sky 1 were promoting the last ever episode of Star Trek...
