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lindylou16
Hello Where can i find the site in all the papers where google pictures are in the UK cities
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leggymessiah
was your last turd?
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lindylou16
There are two cows in a field. Which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf
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brenda
addictive?
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johnny7
Would you tap that?
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docspock-Mk2
only saying this so as not to appear rude if replies to my post are not responded to.
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funnygirl
There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some hot pinkpanties beefo I gets on dat plane....
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sonic81
is it true jack daniels cannot be bought in tennessee??if so does anybody know why not it seems a bit strange to me
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hand-shanker
doe it feel any different to not using one? if no what possible reason would a girl not use one?
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stompe
Like, If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club! What ones stick in your Mind?
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mrs.chappie
I have just accidentally knocked my mug tree off the worktop, it fell into the sink and four of the mugs have smashed. Have you had a minor mishap today?
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puddicat
What is it good for absolutely nothing!!!
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sleepy1j
work men started on my bathroom 2 weeks ago .took my only shower out dont have a bath ,turned up mon and put half if it back .should have been here at 9.30 this morn but just turned up now .im so fed...
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ianfran
if you won 2 million on the lottery tommorrow, what would you do with it?
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lindylou16
I read in the paper that Peter Mandelson receives two turds a week through the post. What I want to know is, who's sending the other one?
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lindylou16
A woman walks up to reception at a casino in Riyadh. "What can I get you?" said the woman behind the desk. "Burkha and chips please."
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lindylou16
The smell of vinegar on hot chips.
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Loremar
Hi guys.....I've been asked by my gardening allotment association to try and set up a web site for our members....Can anyone recommend where I can find a site which is easy to use to set this up.We do...
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lindylou16
Friday here again,Girls night out! just off for a sh1t, shower and shampoo put on a bit of slap, Nickers in my handbag and off i jollywell go. Hired a stretch limo for the trip into town, Byee
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Caribeing
Who are what gets on your nerves! Long winded intros to TV programmes, "Rogue Traders" faffing about before they get down to the nitty gritty! Results after the break! List is endless! What gets on...

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